QUICK REVIEW - Watchmen

For a film that's been in the works for twenty years, it sure did suck some major suckage.
WATCHMEN gets a D-.
WATCHMEN is the worst reviewed film of the year so far, as "Madea Goes To Jail" and "Echelon Conspiracy" both recieved A-, as part of a new rating system.


pros: Great Visual Effects, Some Characters Are Cool
cons: Way Too Long, Confusing, Dried Out Cliches, Did I Mention The Length?

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[rends]

"not to mention you see Dr. Manhattan's blue flopping dick the whole movie" hahahahahahahahahah hahahahahhahhahaha I laughed so hard when you said that !!! Seriously that's what I hated the most about that movie ! It sucked !!!

[JoeCanton22]

The penis wasn't really a bad part of the film, it wasn't shoved in your face as much as Observe & Report, to say the least.

[Polak9843]

i saw watchmen yesterday and it sucked a lot Dr.Manhattan's **** was dangling there

[JoeCanton22]

To tell you the truth, I was a little harsh on the penis thing, it's not that bad. Yes they show it, but the human anatomy isn't wrong. But it's still a little funny....

[geniusjas87]

Finally someone actually realizes how full of §hit this movie was.. i dont know how the ƒuçk someone can actually like this annoying piece of §hit for 3 ƒuçking hours n actually want to watch it again? wtf is wrong with people!

[BooDestroyer]

If you're so smart, how about you explain to us what that whole cesspool of bullshit in this movie meant?

[SuperBrian3344]

I srsly A.G.R.E.E. with every single word you've said and It SUCKED Big time!! You were quite hilarious lols!

[CobraStyleDevil]

@chrischevy6 yeah? maybe because it is so damn boring you don't care to pay attention. rorschach should have been the whole movie, he was the only character worth writing a script for.

[adolfolicious]

The reviewer gave this movie a D-

Probably the letter grade that he's recieved throughout his k-9 education.

Seriously, you sound very moronic.

[fadedflage]

@SidewaysGts

Okay, have nice day.

[SidewaysGts]

@fadedflage "There are plenty of people you don't know who disliked the film, and were not of simple intellect"

Indeed- But I never said otherwise.

[fadedflage]

@SidewaysGts

There are plenty of people you don't know who disliked the film, and were not of simple intellect.

[zero6gg]

of course you wont like it you don't know the back round and people who say it sucked were just not intelligent enough to under stand it this isn't your pg 13 spiderman movie.

[fsfsfsfsfsfsg]

Ill state my case simple, the movie sucked because its not the whole deal, not The Whole Novel, which is a masterpiece, its an attempt of summarizing the whole deal and it ended badly and poorly it does not express the whole thing about Watchmen just a brief idea! and I would understand if they had to cut stuff but they even added bullshit and changed stuff! which made it worst!

[johnwall2wizards]

i wasnt feeling this moviee...i love comics but this was an embarresment