New Psychedelic Weight Loss Drug Transforms Food Into Monstrous Hallucinations
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Uploaded by TheOnion on Sep 23, 2011
Season 2 Preview - Watch The Onion On TV Tues 10/4 at 10/9c only on IFC. New diet pill, Hallucex, yields tremendous results in curbing appetite by tricking patients into thinking their food has turned into a horrifying, bloodthirsty demon.
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I NEED THIS SHIT
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That Soo Crazy it Just Might Work
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@baldriss Oh, and, all fowl are aligned with Lilith. The potato chips told me. Makes sense.
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@baldriss It's completely safe. Of course, you'll have to take some strict therapy. I now know that food is my friend. Except for asparagus. That and all of it's unholy cousins must die before we are taken over by Satan.
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"YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO DO THIS!!!"
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If only this was real.
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I love alyssa ashley romero :)
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@baldriss Try it. Totally safe
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I don't understand. Who would want this kind of drug ? This is very dangerous actually.
1 week ago 3
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Wallgreens, CVS etc.. yall got this yet?
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The apple will only appear to have fangs, but the milkshake will threaten you and your family by name......
Trashcansam123 2 months ago 28
No I am sorry potato salad..
HecklerStev 1 month ago 15