McCAIN EXPLAINS "I SAVED AMERICA"

Good Evening, my fellow americans, my friends,
I have taken time from saving the us economy from collapsing and dragging you down into a WORSE depression than the great one.
Yes, my friends, I am, too, depressed. I am depressed by the growing numbers of you, my friends that are deserting my campaign
Like rats on a sinking ship these deserters are. Remember, my friends, we are at war. In time of war. Deserters are treated rather baddly.

Also. Yes, my fellow Americans. Because I am so critical. I am so important. that Congress fears me and the reformer, our little sarah. I will not have time to go to the debate.
My friends, you do not need to know what I think.

You only need to know that I. Personally. saved you and your family from financial callapse.

I will do this by making sure the rightful rich and the wall street smart bankers are protected.

Yes, my friends, it is CRITICAL that we rescue them or else.

Or else, how will their wealth trickle down to the poor?

What was I to do. So remember. on election day. remember who saved you and your family.

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[ageshero]

This is... disturbing.

[chewbaca1989]

Oh this is so funny, Demopublican?

[seano138]

i called but nobody picked up

[shamshoq]

say 'yes we can' go obama08