Exclusive Audio: Sen. John Ensign Asks His Parents For $96,000

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Headzup has obtained exclusive audio of Nevada Senator John Ensign asking his parents for $96,000 to pay off his mistress and her family.

Read more about it here--
http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/07/09/ensign.affair/index.html

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[undiesinabunch]

Nice ... Napoleon Dynamite?

[lmn8bush]

I wonder if he had gotten her pregnant if his parents would have also payed for the abortion ?

[musicismylife61794]

hhahahahaa

[EyeLean5280]

Would you please come up with something new? You can't shock people on the internet and this post is so overused and boring, no matter what little tweaks you give it here and there.

If you can't come up with some original thought, if this little riff is the only thing that runs over and over through your feverish brain, please do the decent thing and have your medication adjusted and then go get some sleep.

[EyeLean5280]

This one made me laugh pretty hard.

[ecwaufisxtreme]

Ensign is Sarah Palin's DICKLESS and BALLESS BITCH and PUSSY! Palin is a SUPERIOR politician and statesman than Ensign could ever be. She is also MORE MAN than he is for Ensign wears the skirt in his family while his wife wears the pants! Even his mistress is MORE MAN than he is!

[printo69]

The industrial complex really took off following WW2. From 1940 until 1980, temperature of the Earth dropped. In that time period though we saw a massive increase in CO2 emissions. That completely negates the argument that a rise in CO2 emissions causes a rise in Earth temperature. There is absolutely no proof of causation whatsoever. There is only correlation. Correlation =/= Causation. Solar activity has a far greater effect than CO2. Especially since 0.04% of atmosphere is CO2.

[cdguy24]

The earth hasn't been cooling as CO2 levels have risen.

I don't deny that changes in solar activity can effect temperature but to think that emissions never have an effect is just naive

[funbun5]

but MOM!! haha priceless

[DillonX]

Republican Senator Ensign doubled the salary of his mistress, doubled the salary of her husband, placed her son on the payroll, gave bonuses, gifts, and severance pay, & still had to get his parents to kick in an extra $96,000.00.

I wouldn't be surpised if the total the GOP and his family paid out came to over $500,000 - a might expensive piece of ass.

I guess I don't have to tell you that he thought it was the worst thing in the world that Bill Clinton had an affair.

[printo69]

Right....

Looks like we have a very responsible government at this point in time. Its like theyre doing everything in their power to destroy the dollar, take away our civil liberties, create a terrible economic environment, tax us to high heaven & give away our tax dollars to their cronies & corporations. A libertarian govt is more responsible because it would actually operate within the confines of the Constitution.