Re: Mexican flying humanoid

La Vieja Voladora by Chuito el de Bayamon.

(English)

THE FLYING OLD LADY


An old lady got dressed up
with can-can petticoats
Because she was going to San Juan
But to San Juan she never arrived.
Soon you'll see what happened
To the old lady on the way.
All of a sudden a whirlwind lifted her
And tossed her toward another town
Like a grain of spice.

She flew over Barceloneta,
Even the devil couldn't catch her
And people couldn't tell
If it was a balloon or a comet.
All Arecibo was upset
When she passed over the town.
Over Guajataca she dropped
a sock and a shoe.
And over Camuy a scared cat
Ran off and hid away.

Over San Sebastian
Old and young ran away
Because they could hardly make out
The old lady of the can-can skirts.
Aguadilla and San Germán
See her at the same time.
In Aguada a lady
Dropped dead in fright
After just making out the bustline
Of the flying old lady.

She landed in Guánica
In a sugar cane field
The foreman from that field
Was the first to see her.
They say he approached her
And with great precaution
She said, "I'm from Bayamón
And I left headed towards San Juan,
Without thinking that my cancan skirt
Would change my route."

Liricas (Español):

Una vieja se vistió
Con unas enaguas can-can
Porque iba para San Juan,
Pero a San Juan no llegó.
Ya verá lo que pasó
Con la vieja en el camino
Que de pronto un remolino
De viento la levantó
Y a otro pueblo la tiró
Como un grano de comino.

Pasó por Barceloneta
Que ni el diablo la cogía
Y la gente no sabía
Si era un globo o un cometa.
Todo Arecibo se inquieta
Cuando por allí pasó
En Guajataca aflojó
Una media y un zapato
Y allí en Camuy hasta el gato
Huyéndole se escondió.

Por allá en San Sebastian
Grandes y chicos corrían
Porque a penas distinguían
La vieja de las can-can
Aguadilla y San Germán
La ven a la misma hora.
En Aguada una señora
Se cayó muerta del susto
Solo al distinguir el busto
De la vieja voladora

En Guánica aterrizó
Dentro de un cañaveral.
De esa finca el mayoral
Fue el primero que la vió.
Dicen que se le acercó
Y ella con gran precaución
Dijo, "soy de Bayamón
Y salí de rumbo a San Juan,
Sin pensar que estas can-can
Cambiarían mi dirección".

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• Mexican
• flying
• humanoid
• witch
• bruja
• cops
• UFO

[3ngLishLioN]

isnt it odd with all the new hd cameras and mega pixel cameras in the world all these people do is post very blurred images of things and claim them too be ufo or something,IF YOUR GOING TOO FILM SOMETHING GET A REAL CAMERA,NOT ONE OUT OF A CORNFLAKE PACKET !!!!

[darthsadic]

is a Mexican army secret weapon ha ha.

[RusStarik]

Это ж Пепелац! =D

[YaOkRight]

This is a blurred out video, there is another video on here that is of much better quality.They put this foggy one up and the other good one cant be found now :(

[deadeyes187]

fuckin racist crackers

[zackbottleneck]

This is the WASP, a jet powered one person army transport device which was developed years and years ago, isn't it strange why people are so amazed with this, the Atari Cosmos a hand held holographic game boy interests me more than this simple flying device.

All the teenagers of planet earth are amazed by their crude 70's iphone technology and think it's something new and cutting edge lol,. The army is generally about 400 years ahead of the public and don't like sharing their toys with us.

[williamsfilms1]

Why do you make fun of things that are a important sign?

[mikeywido2007]

@3ngLishLioN

lol 100% agreed but then again it was filmed in Mexico so that does say a lot.

[PurpleHazeReapr]

@3ngLishLioN i bet your white and racist

[PurpleHazeReapr]

lfmao the music!

[liljohnnydel1]

no habla jibber jabber

[WeeSoFamouzKiids]

uhm wtf it looks blurry cant they ...