Episode 3 - Narcissistic Mental Retardation Disorder

Another counseling session. Progress is made.

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[cafeta]

This guy worked in my company.

[Christobanistan]

I've worked with outsourced Indian programmers before. THIS IS NOT AN EXAGGERATION OF THE EXTREME CRAPPINESS OF THEIR CODE! What's worse, their English is horrible, punctuation all fucked up, and they understand NOTHING of our culture. I personally taught myself XSLT in a few weeks, then taught it to a team of Indians. After 6 months of constantly rewriting their code just to move things along, they were finally canned.

This is the usual experience for companies who outsource programming.

[Christobanistan]

@aviraldg Yes, that's what I've heard. I've actually worked closely with lots of Indian programmers who live here in the U.S. They are extremely competent, though I have to say it seems to me the Indian higher educational system needs to put more emphasis on fundamentals like computer architecture, assembly language, and OS design.

[aviraldg]

@Christobanistan Yep, and that's because the guys who work at outsourcing companies are in no way "programmers". That's not because they're Indian (I'm Indian), it's just because they're incompetent nincompoops. Some of us are actually better (hint: not the ones at the outsourcing companies)

[JasonDamisch]

Douchbag? Does P.H.B. work?

[fjguare]

Haha! I've got use this one! "...code that looks like it was written by two cats copulating on top of a keyboard."

[douglasheitner]

Genius - "The only thing constructive we could have done is to use their source files as random keys for SSL certs."

[boohiss3]

If that's a true story, then the team who committed their 'corrections' under another account was pretty stupid, and practically brought their fate upon themselves.

[v2keener]

...one of the universe's great "pound you in the ass" ironies.