The third annual JordanCon Opening Ceremonies, hosted by toastmaster Richard Fife (http://www.richardfife.com).
Part 1: Matt Hatch starts things off, with the kidnapping of Richard Fife, but gives the show back to him after getting some unexpected news about Asmodean's killer. Alan, Maria, and Wilson take some wind out of Richard's sails with footage of him getting the toastmaster invitation.
Part 2: Jennifer gets to play Rand and Jason proclaims he has the hots for Gawyn's manflesh. Richard is joined by Oliver Cane-staff (voiced by http://www.drewdryden.newgrounds.com), and Narg learns about the Workshop Track after he helps crazed Theorylanders rout the defenders of Caemlyn.
Part 3: Padan Fain introduces the Dealers' Hall, Mat has a dice-off with the Dark One himself (diabolical Brandon Sanderson in 'The Dark One Went Down to Andor'), and our guest authors Jana Oliver and David B. Coe help out when Richard gets a bit carried away with his version of The Last Battle. Richard rick/rebecca-rolls the entire 'Con.
Part 4: A RAFO, and a few thoughts from Richard on what Robert Jordan has meant to him as a writer.
Ayn Rand hahahaha
Omega21487 1 month ago
Yes, lol. I"m just laughing so hard at Jason's "gets my shift in a twist," lol. Laughed tll I cried.
Aprlmoore 10 months ago
Yes, lol.
Aprlmoore 10 months ago
they really rank of Terry Goodkind, don't they?
sjkrum320 10 months ago