10 Reasons To Kill Yourself

10 reasons to kill yourself

1.If youre over the age of 25, and you dont have a college degree, you should probably kill yourself.
2.If youre over the age of 30 and you still live with your parents, you should probably kill yourself.
3.If you believe that the rapture is going to come at any moment, well dont wait. Now would be the perfect time to be impatient. You should probably kill yourself.
4.If youre clinically obese and over 300 lbs, you should probably kill yourself.
5.If you spend more time on MySpace and Facebook than you do talking to real people, face to face, you should probably kill yourself.
6.Are you Chuck Norris? Then you should probably kill yourself.
7.If you write poetry that doesnt rhyme, you should probably kill yourself.
8.If you havent been employed in 2 years, you should probably kill yourself.
9.Telemarketers keep calling? It's easier to hang yourself than to get rid of a telemarketer, am I wrong? If you're lucky, Home Depot might be having a sale on rope. After all, you don't want to die letting people think you weren't frugal, so you should probably kill yourself.
10.And finally, if someone sent you this video as a link, take the hint, you should probably kill yourself.

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• unemployed
• solution
• chuck norris
• jon heder
• napoleon dynamite

[murrinater16]

This guy should probably kill himself

[exeuroweenie]

Early 90's-David Spade-failed fratboy stabs at humor in a nasal voice are the weightiest reason to kill yourself.

[RichardX1]

I fit at least two of thosr criteria.  Finally someone agrees that I should wrap it up already.

[Craig496]

5,7 and 8 apply to me.  Does anybody know where I can buy, or how to make, chloroform?

[kissisavampiregrin]

Poetry doesn't have to rhyme, asshole.

[TonicGeek]

If you're long past puberty, and your voice still sounds like this guy's, you start making videos like this to comfort yourself. And then you kill yourself...

[TomahawkTerror]

The last reason took me by surprise, i was going to send it to a lot of people anyway hehehe

[Craig496]

Love this video! There are so many valid reasons here for me! Anybody know anybody other than George Carlin who is good and pointing out people taking up useless space in this world?

[SeriouslyPissedOff]

If you made this video you should kill yourself