Why Twilight Sucks Some Major Fucking Ass

My take on the cultural 'phenomenon' that is Twilight.

Note: I apologize in advance to any non-pedophile Catholic priests, and all old people who may be lurking around (don't worry, I still think your sexy).

And no, I don't really think Stephenie Meyer is pro-pedophile. As for 'reading like bad fan fiction' being repeated, well, lets just say that it was worth repeating.

Twilight Sucks, A Sequel has been uploaded 1/10/09. =)

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[Xxcupcake522xx]

Voldemort and his Death eaters pwns all of the vampires in twilight.

Harry potter forever and always<33

[ushdr]

Am I the only one who trolled at the Breaking Dawn midnight premier?

[remsensor]

Twilight sucks because they took the badass image of the immortal vampire (somthing that has been talked about since the bible days) and not only ruined it but raped it. They made all the teens think vampires are a bunch of pussy fags that glitter in the sun and whine about girl problems. Since they are the next generation thats how they will percieve the vampire. So thank you twilight, thank you for killing a 2000 year old legend.

[juggaloskinsheep420]

I watched this movie with a friend and i was watching it very understandingly. Its a chicks movie and we watched like a chick movie. When Edward said he was a monster and could not go into the light i was like oh mabye he will turn into some sicking fuck in the light. He walks into the light and becomes a shiny faggot. I ripped the movie out of the dvd played and fucking took a shit on it and so did my friend

[evamariaspinelli]

Did you really get that question? Was that twihard serious?

Why do you read the Twilight series if you don't like it?

My answer: Dude, how is she supposed to decide if she likes the series or not if she hasn't read it? If she hates it it's because she obviously read it! You can't hate a book series you haven't read!!

Did I make sense? I hope so. OK. Moving on, I love satanicwatermelon. This video is entertaining.

And everything it says is true.

[Awesome7870]

I completely agree with you. Twilight does suck.

[AmroNightWing777]

marry me ? ◕‿◕

[toalazlo6]

@Xxcupcake522xx those arent vampires. vampires dont sparkle.

[BeBeAyumiReturns]

btw, you sound like dani shay.....

[BeBeAyumiReturns]

4:28 the actual video starts here, I didn't realize that for like years

HAHAHA XD

[Moira191]

True Blood TVD, House of night rock...so does Lost Boys.....Twilight sucks and so does Evernight...a Tw-rip off about two stupid whiny whores like Bella. and the author ( the stupid hoe) kills off the only proper vampire of the story....

[IAmChaosxXx]

and there is absolutley NO anatomic logic... How in the world is a guy supposed to have sex, when he doesn't have any body fluids..? ... and speak, move, kiss etc... o.O also in fantasy there are certain rules. -.-