"The Melting of Icecream" - Eleuke Contest

My first song... er...power ballad? here we go! Enjoy!

An epic tale of the savior of ice cream.

LYRICS:
Long long ago, in a land far away,
where people still believed the stories they were told.
There was a paradise; lush and green,
shrouded in mist with an endless amount of ice cream.
The people here were happy and free,
and they lived in blissful harmony with all the Earth's creatures.
Though unbeknownst to them, deep below the Earth's surface,
there lived a frightful Dragon.
A peace loathing monster of epic proportions.
This dragon so hated their happiness
that he came up with a dastardly plan.
He used his fire and smoke to heat up the Earth, just enough,
to melt all the ice cream, IN THE WORLD.

Oh he melted all the ice cream in the land,
No one had expected his dastardly plan.
Everything was thrown into disarray,
Nothing you could do for it was dooms day etc etc etc
And so, THEY prayed to the Gods,
To send them a hero
The kind that could face the odds,
Before their earth was KOd
Someone who could face the dragons mean
and return to them their dear ice cream etc etc etc
And up, form heaven, came a beautiful sound.
The Ukulele God descended down on a golden cloud.
He wielded a mighty Ukulele-axe
that could stop any monster in its tracks.
When all of the sudden bursting forth from the ground,
Came the brimstone dragon who was ready to pound etc etc etc
His eyes were red with fire,
His nose was puffing smoke.
He took his time as he tailored the rhyme spitting embers as he spoke:
Whatchit boy, you think you got what it takes to take me down? Youll need more thn luck, Im a broncin buck, I rule this stinkin town.
The boy showed not a sign of fear as a fierce wind began to blow-
So he swung his mighty uke and said, TO VALHALLA WE SHALL GO!

TO VLAHALLA WE SHALL GO-O!!!

With a swift strum of his epic wrist, he took the dragon down.
With his heat removed and the temp improved, there was joy all around.
A lesson leaned from the days of old, we know were lucky to have ice cream, served cold.


PS: Best mid-way freeze capture EVER.

Category:

People & Blogs

Tags:

• ukulele

[Catacalismia]

This is some insane Ukelele skills :'D

[MGdirector]

Your eleuke is so brilliant!!!!! XD

[YouSmellAWFUL]

Oh Molly...this is brilliant!

[MMandM7]

congratulation on your win: you have always been a big winner in my book! Love you! Looking forward to seeing you at spring break! Nana

[MMandM7]

Hey Molly I love your song a lot !

-DD (little M)

[eleuke]

Great job on winning the Ukulele Underground EleukeUSA contest. It was really hard to choose but this one stood out.

[weegingayin]

Sounded like you played that song with the pick of destiny. Jack Black would be proud.

[stevewiz97]

Bravissima !!!!!!!!

[bailind52]

Alright! Enjoyed the song. Especially the little improv in the middle. Janis would be proud.

[DMSappointing]

Talent abounds!  I really like it!