Hilarious School Answering Machine

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After numerous angry phone calls at the Maroochydore High School in Queensland Australia faculty decided to record this answering machine message.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• school

[MajorTeabagger]

XDDDDDDDDDDDD

I wanna attend this school

[FranceHopper]

Drexel's humor is good for their phone system, but not nearly this good.

[Zombiez4life33]

EPIC WIN

[TheAkatsukiCat]

... I feel so proud of my country. :'D

[MrsSpyro01]

This is funny. :D

[Hanzo33333]

This message is appropriate because the options are relevant to the most common types of issues the school has to deal with. I like it!

[MaryTheresa1986]

I work in childcare and I know so many parents this message applies to. If I still worked at the last place, I would make it mandatory for said parents to listen to this.

[MusicMeg2012]

@jordo830 Lingual, logical and historical bitchslap complete! You are my hero- not just for your correction of errors, but for your ability to present it in an unmistakeable tone of sarcasm. I salute you!

[jordo830]

@georgef551 Basically, I was just wondering if you could teach me more from your eternal fountain of knowledge, because I had no idea how ignorant I have been all my life.

[jordo830]

@georgef551 Also, I'd like to know if I could borrow your history book. I mean, when I was in school, my teachers never taught me that the Nazis were the ones who fought for equal rights, since that is essentially the basis for liberal ideology. I'm assuming that you're trying to make a comparison of the two, and by comparing them, you are suggesting they are similar. Now I wasn't aware that they were similar enough in ideology to warrant a comparison such as the one you are making.

[jordo830]

@georgef551 Yes, it is unfortunate that schools in America don't teach students proper grammar and correct spelling. By the way, I would love to borrow those new dictionary and grammar books you are using. I simply had no idea that the word "had" is now "has," that run-on sentences lacking in even semi-colons were acceptable, the word "and" is now spelled "ane," the word "sentences" is now spelled "sentinces," and we now capitalize all nouns, even the ones that aren't proper.