ZELOS WILDER vs. SCOUT ~ BitForums Video Game Rap Battle Tournament

I added extra cheese and ham into the sandvich, if you know what I mean.

Lyrics (by TheMightyBox):

Zelos: Hmm, I can't tell if thats a dude over there,
or just some chick with really short hair.
Calm down man, don't go down from fatigue!
Listen, you can still head on back to the minor leagues.
Though I guess can understand why you'd be frettin'
no way is a bat any kind of suitable weapon.
Face it bud, you're all out of luck.
Grass grows, birds fly, and brother, you suck.

Scout: You're the one who should be running at this chance while you can get it.
No, well then put down Sheena's panties and listen up for a minute.
You can't even think at the speeds that I can go.
I'd like to introduce you to my close personal friend the Pyro.
Yeah, just try and use your spells, just one.
I'll show you my own magic, its called a freaking gun!
You can try and catch me, but watch where you tread.
No matter where you are I'll be just a mile ahead.

Zelos: As one of your friends puts it, Kaboom!
That's the sound you're head'll be making real soon.
I'll bring down a force of nature before you can even grab yours.
Welcome to Tethe'alla, can I give you a tour?
Don't be mad just because in your lifetime,
you've gotten the square root of girls times 0 of mine.
You're so annoying, just keep your mouth shut.
And watch as I equip my boot to your butt!

Scout: Your Fierce Demon Fang feels like rain and sleet.
You may be fast with your sword, but you're nothing with your feet.
You can't even take on a bug without your whole band.
And the only date you've ever had was with your right hand.
I bet you're having trouble just keeping the beat flowing.
I'll make you look like Heavy with the speeds that I'm going.
My Fan-A-War's curse should be enough for you to fear.
Keep your eye on the top-right, you're name might just appear.

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[SwerveStarEx]

AS MUCH AS I LOVE ZELOS' HALF, SCOUT'S GOT THIS SHIT.

[4td0]

Oh, ya, chucklehead there at the end definitely furthered my vote towards Scout. Awesome Job!