How NOT to eat starfruit

OK, so we decided to get some star fruit and my sister, Pauline, decided that she was going to know how to eat it, well... no. If anyone knows how, comment or message me!

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[pandion99]

You're a retard.



[pinkmints]

@pandion99 ohh dear. well as you can see, i was around 12 at the time. not much to expect from a 12 year old.

[serialslicendice]

that actually IS how you eat it.. or how i eat it anyway.. your reaction implied that it was sour? im guessing? yea it depends when they're picking whether they'll be sour or sweet, and eating it a different way wont change that. you can cut it up into little pieces like a vagina but that takes all the fun out of it.

[pinkmints]

@serialslicendice ...like a vagina..?

[kittykitty0204]

@serialslicendice

I am very confused....lol

cut it up into little pieces like a vagina?

[chickenosm]

@serialslicendice now please enlighten me on how you would like to commence cutting it up like a "vagina"

[metaldemonseanknels]

you wash it, slice it, and shove it down your mouth :P

[BloodyPocky15]

the nimrod meant pussy,

like this if you could figure that out

[MrNativeDancer]

Your bird is saying "No you shut up and gimmi some of that fruit" "It taste good" "chirpeee chirppeee tweet tweeet"

Not sure what the chirpee chirpeee tweet tweet bit means though! lmao

[Slimeyglob16]

No no no no no no no no no!!!!!!!!!! Wrong wrong wrong! that isn't how you eat one you slice it up then eat it green is unripe yellow goldish color is ripe I dont need to go to the store they say u can grown them in Florida puerto rico or Hawaii but that's not true

I live in huntsville Alabama and I have a tree in the backyard

[paintballin4life1]

@serialslicendice hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahaha i love cutting my fruit into small pieces like vagina hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­ah

[barneyjesse]

Just so you know, there is no difference made if you eat it a different way... if you eat is as a star it will taste exactly the same as eating it as an "uncut" starfruit.

[desiidawnxx]

First you wash it.. Then you cut it up in slices so all the slices look like little stars.. Them eat it =]

If the fruit is green then it isn't ripe enough. If it is yellow in color and all the 5 points are a golden color then it's perfect!