3 THINGS I HATE ABOUT DEATH METAL DRUMMING

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Finowa/164263310250998 disclaimer for retards: don't take everything too seriously

since this was featured on metalsucks.net, i figured i'd write some stuff here to clarify things: i'm well aware that all of these examples CAN work better than my "improved" versions depending on the song and music, but seriously, if you feel the need to point that out, you're missing the point of this vid.. which is to humorously mock the meaning death metal and especially the drumming has to a lot of people these days. there are indeed tons of drummers that slack because they want to play fast, but can't. solution = practice instead of sounding like shit

also, don't bother talking about WHERE'S THE GROOVE MAN WHERE'S THE FEEL????? that's like bringing up WHERE ARE THE BENDS AND EMOTION-FACES MAN in context of a sweep exercise video

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[MrJellymonster1234]

You only don't like it because you can't play it

[finowa]

@MrJellymonster1234 'cept i.. kinda just did

[BatteredWhore]

You must be listening to deathcore or something because I never hear that shit with the bands I listen to

[finowa]

@BatteredWhore nope. there is tons of shitty death metal with shitty drumming. not everything bad can be blown off by calling it "core".

[DLGaming1]

No offense on my last comment

[DLGaming1]

Death metal is the simplest genre, beat is pretty much "chugg chugga chugga THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­RASSSSSSSSSSSSSHBEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEAT chugga chugga chugga TEEEEEEEEERIBBBBBBBBBBBLEPIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGNOIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISEEE­EEEEEEEESCHUGG CHUGA CHUGGA THRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASHBEEEE­EEEEATBRRRRRRREAKDOWN." and is repeated as necessary.

[TurboTylerT]

@CaptainPedder yupp

[sentre16]

@Metaldrummer67 thanks mahn, for clearing up that question, now i have no shame in using the heel-toe technique :D

[Metaldrummer67]

@sentre16 technique, who ever told you it was cheating is ignorant.

[CaptainPedder]

I think you're a good drumer! because your're able to think :P

f'*ck all the lazy monkeys with sticks! you're absolutely right!

[Metalfan666nz]

lol, fuck man lol ur a mean drummer

[Metalrya1]

Love this video. Always good for a laugh. "And the third and final thing I hate about death metal drumming, IS THIS!!!!"