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Uploaded by on Jan 31, 2008

Maybe you've already tried to learn Christianese but realized it was all in vain. Don't give up. It's time to change your approach!

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  • Well brethren, I must testify that the sanctimonious attitude of the heart of your thespian endeavors has vexed my very soul. Yay, I would say unto thee my brethren, wouldest the times and seasons of your manifold graces and abilities have been better spent in humble supplications unto the Lord for the temerity of the wanton excess of your use of the audio visual medium?

    --graduate of the Christainese training program.

  • This is so ridiculously hilarious 'cause it's SOOOOO true. Good job BADD. I've watched this repeatedly, 'cause it reminds me of all the times you hear fellow believers saying things in a distinctly Christian way that is unnecessarily obtuse, vague and ephemeral.

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  • haha, okay, the "uh huh" and "mhm"...that was too funny!

  • @gneisenau321 Thank you for your divinely important comment. The skies open up to your unending wisdom!

  • @Tobbs96

    Anybody can say "to hell with you". You suck.

  • Maybe this explains why the Presbyterian denomination is beginning to accept homosexuality within it's members.

  • I'm surprised they listed "uh-huh" as a Christianese phrase.  Everyone says "uh-huh", don't they? (This is your cue to say "Uh-huh".)

    ;)

  • I guess "mm mm mm" is said during the food portion of the fellowship?  :)

  • Thank you! This is a great teaching illustration to contrast Paul's sermon at Mars Hill.

  • @HentaiGaiJin Jesus prophesied that the Temple would be destroyed Bible prophecy: Matthew 24:1-2 Prophecy written: During the first century Prophecy fulfilled: 70 AD Jesus prophesied that the Jews would be exiled Bible prophecy: Luke 21:24 Prophecy written: During the first century Prophecy fulfilled: 70 AD Zion would be "plowed like a field" Bible prophecy: Micah 3:11-12 Prophecy written: Sometime between 750-686 BC Prophecy fulfilled: 135 AD
  • @HentaiGaiJin 5 fulfilled prophecies in the Bible:

    The Jews would survive Babylonian rule and return home

    Bible prophecy: Jeremiah 32:36-37

    Prophecy written: Sometime between 626-586 BC

    Prophecy fulfilled: 536 BC

    Enemies would move into the land of Israel

    Bible prophecy: Leviticus 26:32-33

    Prophecy written: As early as 1400 BC

    Prophecy fulfilled: Beginning in about 721 BC

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