Musharraf Parody - High Quality Version

I am performing in talent show at Muhammad Ali Jinnah University, Karachi, Pakistan.
Pervez Musharraf Parody

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English Translation
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Ibraiz Busharraf (Pervaiz Musharraf)

In the name of Allah, who is the most Affectionate, the most Merciful

I am never scared..

There are two things.. first is my dignity.. and the other is the construction of Kalabagh dam.. which is very important.

I am standing in front of Jinnah University.. this is its main gate.. there is a security guard on gate.. he has very big mustaches, he keeps on curling them (mustaches) and he also applies Butter (to his mustaches)... I have ordered him to do so.

Adjacent to main gate there is Campus 3.. it is the most special place... here Syndicate sessions for girls are organized.

Entering into the main Campus.. there is Admission office.. here teachers mark there presence in the register.. and this is the place from where we can check how many Syndicates sessions are completed.

Now I am on the Enterence... this is a dangerous place.. here everything happens quietly..

Now I am passing by the GCR (Girls Common Room)... "Lerki nay tukkar mari hai" (A girl hits me, non-deliberately strikes to my body)...
"In the world of heart there is a fire developed".. (lyrics of a famous Indian movie song.. "Dill kay jahan mein ik aag see lagi hai")

When I see ahead there is another "Dilnasheen" (the main focus on the same song track means 'beautiful girl resides in heart') coming to my side.. She also strikes to my body..

Thanks God.. I am the Target (For Girls)... You people should not be scarred of it.. I don't care about this...

After all I approached the Canopy area after a hard struggle..
Hey, what happened.. there is no project at all (Marketing students often organize marketing projects in Canopy area).. I was desireous to have "Golla Gunda".. (Icecream made of grinded ice filled with sweetners).. I have heard that there is Mehandi (Project of marketing to organize cultural marriage ceremony environment)..
I have also heard that Osama Bin Ladin is also there with Arabic People (with reference to Arabian Night's Project)..
Oh.. I also wanted to have Mehandi on my hands..
No problem.. now lets see what is happening in the classrooms

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Category:

Comedy

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• Maju
• President
• Musharraf
• Pakistan
• Parody
• University
• Talent
• Show
• Musharaf
• Abbas
• Naqvi
• Zeeshan
• Haider
• Shani
• mush
• osama
• Lal

[zoozize]

this is a piece of shit. so asshole remove it. sucker.

[Shani1979]

@zoozize ,,, Behave and dont try to introduce yourself here

[xulqar]

Well done Shani.I enjoyed it shani. you performed well. crooks like abur Rafay can do nothing, but just to keep on barking like dogs.

[Shani1979]

Thank you brother..

[rafay321]

u suck and ur parody suck.There r much better parodies than this shithole of urs remove this shit asshole.

[Shani1979]

Is this your name 'Rafay'

This is one of the name of ALLAH (God)

I would not say any bad words to you.. But I will pray that you atleast respect your name..

[Nazar6868]

Long Live Freedom,Justice and democracy! Pakistan Zindabad ! ! ! !

[Peshawar7]

Good. It is Mushurraf who has destroyed the country. It is Mushurraf who is responsible for the present crisis being baced by this country. He never hesitated to do whatever was required to protect his position as a president. He sacrificed country's interest only for his power. He is the curse for this nation.

[Hassan584]

Non-sense parody and non-sense audience......

[jamalshah82]

Hahaha cool :)

[rajamani1970]

I THINK NOW U PEOPLE RELIZE THAT MUSHRAFF WAS MUCH BETTER THAN ZARDARI AT LEAT PAKISTAN WAS MUCH BETTER CONDITION IN MUSHRAFF TENOUR ANY HOW GOD BLESS PAKITAN

[jhelum69]

bull shit

[heart0786]

wonderful...

[digital09ify]

MAJU is there in karachi too...??

[amsterdamsromeo]

fuk those idiots barking behind da scene .......nice speeeeeeeeeeeech ....

[Harrypop72]

enjoy

[daska66]

I haven't been to the mosque in a while but there is probably less mention there of Lingams than at your Indian temples- Perhaps you can take me one day to the Shiva LIngam temple near your Indian jungle. I would love to see you pour the magical coconut milk over the black Shiva Lingam and see how your people worship the Lingam in your Indian culture. There is no mention of doing pooja at the Lingam in the Kama Sutra but there are lots of pictures on the various skills that one can use.Cheers!

[punjabii007]

is this wht u learned in ur red rt mosque? did u suck ur maulvis lingam today pig ? u seem obsessed with lingamns surely its something ur mom taught u to suck u muslim pig

[daska66]

You may wish to share your magical Indian Lingam with others and their family members but first you'll have to tear away your own mother, friends, family members and countrymen from the fabled Shiva Lingam. They want to experiment all the fancy positions and treats displyed in that fine Indian classic- the Kama Sutra. Yes there is plenty of things you should be proud of . Yes you have the Lingam, the coconut, jungles and much more in your Indian homeland my Indian friend. Enjoy it all!

[daska66]

You believe that worshipping the Lingam is the best way to honour it. Puring the blessed coconut milk over the Black Shiva Lingam and chanting mantras like they do in your Indian homeland.

All the power to you- enjoy!

[punjabii007]

well ur culture is sucking cock , so get to it piggy

[daska66]

I'm not sure if the worship of the Lingam involves the act you are speaking of but why not ask the devotees at the temple of Shiva Lingam and Tripta Mehti. They may be able to help you in learning the best way to worship the Lingam. As for coconut milk and the meat of the all sacred coconut, you can apply this to the sacred Lingam and heighten your pleasure. This and more excitement awaits you in your fabled Indian jungles my dear Choora. Enjoy your culture and I will enjoy mine! Cheers!

[punjabii007]

btw piggy....did u go round sucking lingams all ur life ? dont waste time go pimp ur mom, u might get 72 virgins

[daska66]

The fundamental difference is that I do not worship the Lingam. This is your specialty and I welcome you to enjoy it in all of its glory. I have seen the devotees of Shiva Lingam and the all magical coconut milk you pour over it as Ashirvad. If you have so much money to spend I have a suggestion. Perhaps you could use some of your money to feed the mutlitudes that worship there too. I'm not too keen on LA but I love the weather in the Northern part of the state, especially Big Sur. Cheers Choora

[punjabii007]

marderchod...u seem to have lots of free time to type all this shit...so can u come down to LA suck my indian cock ? i'll pay in paki Rs.....lol

[punjabii007]

there is nothing pure about u piggy....u are a arab cock sucking, converted bastard

[daska66]

I'm sorry I don't have any relatives in India. I am a pure native Pakistani and on both sides of my family. We have inhabited the lands of Pakistan for millenia which explains my attachment to my land. You and your family have lived on the Gangetic plains for millenia which accounts for your love of the Ganges, coconuts and your Indian jungles. I can't comment on the nature of your communties in India but you should try to reform the prostitute castes in India whether you call them pigs or not.

[punjabii007]

the only prostitutes in india r ur sisters piggy, y dont u come take a trip & see...afterall u muslims r a Bhenchod community

[daska66]

You don't mean the devotees of the temple of Shiva Lingam or Tripta Mehti?In terms of pimping and prostitution, it exists in almost all societies and cultures. When you get around to watching the BBC documentary on entire castes of prostitutes in your India, see that even those women who are themselves prostitutes, wish for another life for their daughters. Also there is the issue of female devotees who submit to sexual favours at Indian temples but you are better qualified to discuss this.

[punjabii007]

ohh u harami pig, i meant pimp ur mom in the lal masjid.