Pretty Paul Parsons does Cookies and Milk
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Santa looks pretty good for being 300 years old.
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I run around all f**king night with deer s**t hit me in the face, I'm overwieght, I'm constipated, and you s**t heads give me cookies and motherf**kin' milk. Then I have to go back to the North Pole and stumble over f**king elves and hey, you know why we have elves?! So we don't have kids. Why?! No wife won't fuck, not 300 years old I never been laid (LOL)
THE BEST PART EVER! xD
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This man is a comic genius. I'm opening for him soon and honored to share the stage with him. The day I could hold a candle to PPP I'll be damned happy.
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I think he saying he wants cookies and milk
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IRREVERENT. Cheap shot!
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I approve this message! ;)
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Muthafuckin' cookies and milk. LOL!
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Charming.
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how do you turn this into a text message
Marry God damned Christmas, fuck you, I quit!!!!
lossofthoughts6 2 years ago 13
Yeah thats a F--king fair trade!
thebestdayeversong 3 years ago 7