Bullying Genesis: Chapter 4

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Genesis+4&version=NLT
Adam and Eve has a couple kids, and just a few paragraphs later, one of them kills the other one. The LORD likes lambs, but doesn't eat his greens, and Mehujael and Methushael rhyme with each other, but Lamech doesn't rhyme with either of them. That's okay though because Adah and Zillah still rhyme with each other. Watch this video to see how messed up Genesis Chapter 4 is without having to turn a single page.

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[primrod]

Okay dude, I hope you have tried lamb since this vid, make sure you try it braised with a red wine reduction. Amazing that there were all these people in the land of "Nod"-- hey, you know why Cain married a girl from Nod? Because they're known to give the best "nod-wash" if you know what I mean... and if you don't I mean a dick suck.

Chapter 5, here I come...

[ChelevSaRa]

Wow. I seriously laughed out loud in response to this comment. That's good shit. And I haven't tried lamb yet, but I'll keep in mind your advice.

[technatezin]

@ChelevSaRa Hey, I'm all in for the brotherhood of NOD. "Peace is upon us... I gift to every man, woman and child... Let us partake in the technology of peace"

Maybe cain married oxanna. LOL!

watch?v=r93c6qN9XyY

Cain kind of looks like an older version of Peter Joseph.

[ponced6]

The flood I have to believe because it is brought up more than once in all religions. Whether it was regional or worldwide is questionable. Adam and Eve, I still believe.

[mijusdek]

You have to believe a lie? Why is that? Oh that's right your religion requires you not to use your ability to reason, and to go against all your logic. Do you have to believe in Noah's flood too? That's sad.

[ponced6]

Adam and Eve never existed? Well I beleive the first humans did live in Africa, but far as Adam and Eve's existence- I have to beleive it .

[mijusdek]

Adam and Eve never existed. The story isn't true. The first modern humans lived in Africa. And their names weren't Adam and eve. lol.

[ponced6]

Gotta read it my brother. YHWH made man in 1:26-28. mijusdek Adam and Eve cant populate the world by themselves, not according to this story. Eve only has had boys (Cain, Abel, Seth) Cain had to find his girl from somewhere.

[mijusdek]

There were already people there? I have never ever heard that before. I think your lying.

[ponced6]

Hey Josh good going. i am impressed you picked up your Bible and started studying. Look u said it yourself in Gen 1:26-28 Elohim(God and his angels) made man in their image. Then in 2:5-7 YHWH Elohim is introduced as Lord God. So u r right. their are already people here. Adam and Eve was just picked out to tend his Garden. It's a lot more to it though, but good job man

[starfireucsd]

lamb chops with teriyaki sauce

hmmm...... delicious.....