Last Friday Night (Jewish Parody)

Here are the lyrics everyone has been asking for. You might not get it all, most of it are inside jokes at my school. Enjoy though!

There are strangers in my school,
But I guess their kinda cool.
Dano thinks he's really fly,
They all started wearing ties.
I smell like gefilta fish,
We're all passed out from the tisch.
Spitz was on the barbeque,
Food will always get the Jews.

No pictures of last night ended up online.
Oh shoot, oh well,
It's a black hat yid,
But I'm pretty sure he's cute, YEAHHHHH!
Last Friday night,
yeah we danced on tabletops,
Even without drinking shnops
Then we benched, but I forgot
Last Friday night,
Didn't touch our credit cards,
Wouldn't go into the bars.
Never got into a car,
Last Friday night,
We were chilling in the park,
Skinny dipping in the MIKVAHHH,
Had the ultimate babka,
Last Friday night
Never gonna break the law,
Always yearning for the stoo-ooo-ooooppp.
This Friday night,
Do it all again.
This Friday night,
Do it all again.

Sunshine loves to teach the plot,
He dressed like he has a yacht.
Think the city towed my car,
But the shul is not that far.
With my favorite shabbos dress,
Yah you know I look the best.
In La so I'm not pale,
That was such an epic tale.

No pictures of last night ended up online.
Oh shoot, oh well,
It's a black hat yid,
But I'm pretty sure he's cute, YEAHHHHH!
Last Friday night,
yeah we danced on tabletops,
Even without drinking shnops
Then we benched, but I forgot
Last Friday night,
Didn't touch our credit cards,
Wouldn't go into the bars.
Never got into a car,
Last Friday night,
We were chilling in the park,
Skinny dipping in the dark,
Had the ultimate babka,
Last Friday night
Never gonna break the law,
Always yearning for the stoo-ooo-ooooppp.
This Friday night,
Do it all again.
This Friday night,
Do it all again.

S-H-K-O-Y-A-C-H
S-H-K-O-Y-A-C-H
S-H-K-O-Y-A-C-H
S-H-K-O-Y-A-C-H

(instrumental)

Last Friday night,
yeah we danced on tabletops,
Even without drinking shnops
Then we benched, but I forgot
Last Friday night,
Didn't touch our credit cards,
Wouldn't go into the bars.
Never got into a car,
Last Friday night,
We were chilling in the park,
Skinny dipping in the dark,
Had the ultimate babka,
Last Friday night
Never gonna break the law,
Always yearning for the stoo-ooo-ooooppp.
This Friday night,
Do it all again.
This Friday night,
Do it all again.

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[MrAaronhartman]

what city is this video from?

[moviemaster04]

@MrAaronhartman Los Angles

[kit1236]

shud put lyrics

[moviemaster04]

@kit1236 Just did

[MrJackey67]

the girls suck a singing



[hergesh4u]

Wtf there are so many things wrong w/ this kol ishah, tzniut, if youre goin so far do it all the way or not at all

[anythingnew]

@sophy0111 No, it didn't start until delusional Father Abraham. The gentiles were alive long before the Jews came into being.

[sophy0111]

hatzlacha rabba for the future:) sounds like A special jew friend

[sophy0111]

mate you got your order wrong- jews came first and then they all took a different diet to us.

[sophy0111]

i completely agree with you- its not a jewish parody- its a cover video, like any other goy.

[dalisXD]

i'm jewish too and i come from L.A. too :)

[guatemalapassista]

Last Friday Night was my first Shabat with my Jew friend.

[guatemalapassista]

oh shit she fell

[anythingnew]

@datacw Gentile diet has few restrictions. It is what White people (the European man of the north), Africans, Asians eat. We eat as we please. We are the original cave people.

And then there's the Jews; who had to be different.

The Kosher diet is actually a really great system. It'll protect you from many disease and illnesses.

[Shawwarma]

Volume Level - Muslame 

[frenchie514]

@MrJackey67 yes, that's true, but soon they will be legal!