Secretia's Monatini: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

Banned? Not yet. Watch the full uncensored video that a certain health drink company, featured on Oprah Winfrey and Rachel Ray, does not want you to see! International sensation, Secretia Collins from SecretiaTV, mixes up a Monatini in her take on the classic I LOVE LUCY episode, "Vitameatavegamin". See Secretia Collins improve her memory and sober up as she drinks a healthy blend of the acai berry, antioxidants, phytonutrients and of course, vodka.

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[Waynehardt]

Thanks! I needed that..

[SecretiaTV]

HIMSC...

I'm sooo glad that I could make your life better!

[TexasMom17]

ROFLMAO...well, there WAS a mop nearby...I learned to have that thing hand 'cause of that whacked out CanandianStudMuffin...rofl. Note to self: Order case of depends.....

[SecretiaTV]

Hi again, TexasMom,

I LOVE CanadianStudMuffin!! He was one of my first Secretians. btw - I think I'm going to steal your mantra, "Blame Harvey". I think that will come in handy for anything... thanks, Harvey ;)

[aaronpaul777]

where can I get mona vie???

[SecretiaTV]

@aaronpaul777 - call them and tell them that Secretia sent ya.

[FatWagar]

Do you pop out poopies???? LMAO!!! you are amazing!!! Pharmacetacist!

[GreatestSingerEver01]

Absolutelylysolutelly hilarious!

[carmenaguirrerequena]

Gracias por compartirlo.

Lo vuelvo a disfrutar

Saludos

Carmen

[MADAMBAMBOO]

OMG VERY FUNNY VIDEO - I LIKE - THANKS TO SHARE - PLAYMATE659

[NewAgeWorldMusic]

Good Video, Funny

[playmate659]

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

[SpeedManiac1976]

funny :)

[playmate659]

♥ Freakin Awesome Video ♥ lmmfao ♥

[Teyethegreat]

You are quite funny my dear....so adorable..

[johnnywolfnyc]

Loved BOTH Versions of the Monatini "Ad"... but the the Sepia tinted footage was BRILLIANT and soooooooooooo my warped sense of humor. "Line!"

[poweroflimits]

good one .....very funny

[TheGamerClubber]

C'mon...give me some of this...

Lets get high together...you and me...

[mobofg]

very nice video!

[deepbreakfast1960]

I just crying my eyes out with laughter!

[SecretiaTV]

Hi, TexasMom, It's Me, Secretia Collins... and I'm gonna share a little secret with you that my good friend, June Allison, once told me at a party, "If you're gonna wet your pants, wear Depends".  TFLMMYD!

[TexasMom17]

Oh sheeeeeeeiiiiittttt.  I 'bout peed on myself Secretia! Hilarious!!!

[HarveyEspatchelowe]

Oh!!! You're brilliant! That's two for two in the favorites! You know, I can't poop at a party, but soon as I get home...oh, yeah!

[tomvband]

I started laughing right off the bat,.....hahahaha......shades of Foster Brooks,........I'm laughing,......thanks.

[jackyankoff]

Secretia... u r the BEST!!!

[mysterynmayhem]

ok thats it im subscribing! you rock!

[StevenLoos]

Probably the greatest thing I've ever seen.