Family Guy German Bedtime story

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Comedy

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• Family
• Guy
• German
• Bedtime
• story

[Mojotheamoroq]

Zer vonce vaz a girl who liked to play vith matches. Her parents told her to stop but she vouldn't. Vone day she lights the house on fire and can't get out. Now she's dead. Good night.

[bsamputr]

9GAG come come gather here

[aquadrinkerr]

HAhahahaha ... that used to be one of my favourite bedtime stories when i was 5 years old :'D But actually it was a dressmaker cutting the thumbs

[ToidbioT]

@EnvyAtomiiK Nooo, they did to me, Im all right :D

[1987bisdann]

@1812over2 Aber Hallo!!! :D Gab es da nicht auch mal einen der seine Suppe nicht essen wollte und am 3 dritten Tage tot war oder so:D

Und den Hans guck in die Luft der ertrunken ist!!

Wenn ich so darüber nachdenkte hat mich das allen ganz schön geprät(hab immer den Teller leergegessen lol) aber wusste nicht,dass die Amerikaner von diesen Geschichten Wind bekommen haben^^

[1812over2]

@1987bisdann Jäj!!!! Kindheitstrauma!!! =D

[EnvyAtomiiK]

if my parents told me this story when i was little i would never be masturbating today

[TheIceman1202]

There was once a boy who liked to fuck his horse, his mother asked him to stop but he wouldnt, so they cut off the horses head, then he found another one. Good night

[TheIceman1202]

Hey guys, the number of suicides I commit is equal to the number of thumbs up for this comment

[95Doodler]

Haha this is a real story :D i had this good-night story too...

[ksungjin10]

There Vonce waz a boy who liked to lie to his parents. Hiz parents told him not to do it again but he wouldn't stop. So parents sold him to a child trafficking ring. Now his bum will not stop hurting. Gutten night

[depture]

@bsamputr Faggot detected.