Tim Hawkins - I'm No Rockstar

Rental cars, motels, ironing clothes... Tim Hawkins is no rockstar. But he can tell you the worst Bible verse to put with your autograph.

"I'm No Rockstar" delivers 90 minutes of Tim's twisted comedic arsenal including straight stand-up, acoustic guitar comedy, and full-blown rock concert bits. Recorded live at The MetroCenter in Arlington, TX, this performance contains several fan-favorites including:

• Quit the Choir
• Dollar Store
• Troubleshooting
• Fire Ants
• Delilah - The Samson Version
• Aging Rock Stars
• The First Song Prince Ever Wrote
• And a few song suggestions to make your wedding unforgettable

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[ltgrmyrealintials]

I love this guy

[JesusfreakOoO]

"Oh, It's about 20 miles...as the crow flies"

[tatspin11]

@mcmjlm

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@Oohmynose

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@LittleMak1 

[tatspin11]

@11NineThree

[TeamJakward100]

"no no, shut ur mouth, ur cute but ur annoying."

[aledford320]

im going to see him tomorrow!!! so excited!!!!!

[Oohmynose]

I`m afraid that`s not going to happen,

cause I`m gonna feed you to the fire ant!

[LittleMak1]

i hate the glycoma test. I have those all teh time when i go to the eye doctor, it gets me everytime

[lover4him13]

Omg so funny!

[TheMrCrumpet]

"Lo, I have a painful disease in my loin" "oh my gosh, I shook his hand!" I can't breath, this is so funny!