A Funny Emo Kid Christmas Song by Marco Patitucci

Marco Patitucci Original. Copyright 2008. So I'm not actually this depressed... Hopefully you find it funny. Check out my other originals too.


Black Friday is the day after Thanksgiving.
But theyre all dark days as long as I am living.
Take your dead trees, and their oh ironic angels.
Take your baby king, in his oh ironic manger.

Take your Santa, take your wreaths,
Christmas just aint Halloween.

Whats an Emo to do, for the holidays?
All of these jolly days, make me want to puke.
And hows an Emo to deal, with all of this Christmas cheer?
Give me some Christmas beers, and leave me alone.

As far as Im concerned, three wisemen is a shot.
Til theres A Cure Christmas my radio stays off.
String you popcorn, hang your icicle shaped lights.
Its the last ice youll see in our current climate crisis.

Take Rudolph Reindeer, take Frosty.
Christmas aint for kids like me.

Whats an Emo to do, for the holidays?
All of these jolly days, make me want to puke.
And hows an Emo to deal, with all of this Christmas cheer?
Give me some Christmas beers, and leave me alone.

Take your Santa, take your wreaths,
Christmas just aint Halloween.

Whats an Emo to do, for the holidays?
All of these jolly days, make me want to puke.
And hows an Emo to deal, with all of this Christmas cheer?
Give me some Christmas beers, and leave me alone.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• christmas
• emo
• kid
• marco
• original
• patitucci
• song
• funny
• holidays
• new
• years
• black
• friday

[KayKayluhhh]

lol thiis song is super dumb,

but your voice makes thiis song seeem heelllla goood. obvi im from cali hahaha

[mpatituc]

ummm thanks... I guess.

This was more of a song for laughs but hopefully my more serious originals don't sound stupid to you. Try Stubborn Boy, Hollywood love song or if you stay.

[kittykat2927]

Wow. Amazing voice. :D

Do you write your own songs?

You should totally write me one <.<;

[mpatituc]

What's funny is I actually wrote a song about a girl who asked me to write a song for her called "Here's your song." Maybe that will be my next video.

[JBfan624]

way to go Marco!!! this Andrea from Hope Center!

[mpatituc]

thanks!

[breeana13]

You havee an amazing voicee dudee! I lovee it(: good job!(:

[rwoo94]

Best student teacher ever!!!

[ImLollyHunter]

Amazing voice, but this song isn't funny.....now am away to wish ma grass would cut itself! *stoopid non emo grass!!!*

[Froggiegirllove89]

You have an amazing voice.!

[xEMOxxPANDAx]

emo rox. anyway, your voice is great!!!!! =)

[funexisC]

looooooooooool ! seriously this song made me laugh :D and made me feel sorry for emoz.. aww.. so sad.. lol :D

[aprilblenk]

wow this is good and u sing really well! u should go on idol!

[noodleface198]

ur kinda good

[Stoyns619]

Good voice but what a gay song. GET OUT YOUR RAZOR BLADES!!!!!!!!!

[calvaryservices]

YOUR VOICE IS KINDA ADDICTING....I like it ;)