Nick "Tasteless" Plott: The Theme Song

iTUNES DOWNLOAD: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/tasteless-single/id476878730
FREE DOWNLOAD LINK:
http://www.mediafire.com/?haz7o84790xsgys
DONATION AND HiRes DOWNLOAD LINK:
http://kenashcorp.bandcamp.com/track/tasteless

Watch in 720p or I'm SURE it'll sound like shit.

Nick "Tasteless" Plott is a Starcraft and Starcraft 2 commentator. I started watching him back when I wanted to get into Starcraft Brood War and I haven't regretted it since. There really isn't a better commentator out there and, with the recent addition of Artosis, GomTV will be garnering more attention from me than ever.

Thank you so much for continuing to do something that you enjoy so much. We can all see it and we love it.

Nick, you are just the best.

"Old version":
http://www.mediafire.com/?fn4h9abtbiulvr0


LYRICS:

I've been watching you since Averatec Season 1
You entertained me to no end
Flash and Jaedong would have been a boring Muta-fest
If you weren't there to be our friend

You're just the perfect blend

Nick Tasteless Plott
Your commentary's getting me so hot
Got neurosis from Artosis cause you bunker rushed my heart
GG baby, lets go crazy cause the game's about to start

Seoul Korea
Is where I wanna be
I just wanna be next to you
And when that panda bear died
I remember I cried and I remember that you cried to

QQ is what everyone will do
When they see you climbing ladders up into Pro
When John's on your back cause everyone's Grack
Just be like Protoss and take it slow

Early game I'll buy your pylons
Mid game sees me tech to love
Late game your voice carries me away into the stars above
Just please don't lose to 6pool

Nick Tasteless Plott
Your commentary's getting me so hot
Got neurosis from Artosis cause you bunker rushed my heart
GG baby, lets go crazy cause the game's about to start

You can both raise a guinea pig farm
Just please keep on commentating GomTV
When I heard that you weren't getting commission
Well that just plain upsets me

Manlier than Chinro, sexier than Jaedong
Younger than Leenock, dick 5 foot long
Better than Boxer at so many things
But there's just one thing I'll never forget

There's just SO MANY BANELINGS

Nick Tasteless Plott
Your commentary's getting me so hot
Got neurosis from Artosis cause you bunker rushed my heart
GG baby, lets go crazy cause the game's about to start

Nick Tasteless Plott
Your commentary's getting me so hot
Got neurosis from Artosis cause you bunker rushed my heart
GG baby, lets go crazy cause the game's about to start

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Nick
• Tasteless
• Plott
• Starcraft
• wings
• of
• liberty
• GOMTV
• Artosis
• Jaedong
• Boxer
• song
• Jinro
• Chinro
• Leenock
• commentator
• prot

[Nebetsu]

This song is so catchy, but I just wish the main chorus wasn't so horrendously marred with static. I'm listening to it while the video is set to 720p, and as soon as that bass kicks in, the song is almost completely covered in SSSHKSSSHSKSHH. You can still hear the actual song quite well, but with that sheet of awful static pulled over it, I can't see myself listening to this song all that often.

[kenashcorp]

@Nebetsu Too true. I tried to reduce it over the many times I remastered the song but there's not much more that I can do to it. Listen to the iTunes preview and see whether it fits better with you. If not, I'm sorry that it's not to your liking. Like I said, I tried to remove all the excess "static", but that's sort of the stylistic choice I made when writing the song.

[kenashcorp]

@KiddingSpree lol nope

[primadog]

@KiddingSpree Everyone's gay for tasteless. It's not a matter of if but when.

[Roadkill807]

Do you know how I know you're gay?

[Psychochaos3]

This is the best song about a Starcraft commentator in existence.

[LuchiaxXx]

love this song! :D

[RogerabbitGosu]

@kenashcorp

sorry for replying, so cheap for attention. But its xmas and i am thanking everyone who i think worked to worked to get Esports to the level it is now. The effort you must have put into this song, just to know that is really appreciated by me, have a great Christmas, lets make Esports grow even more in 2012, one love man <3

[ltinymonkyl]

Tempo starcraft got the day9 songs already covered :)

[TheBaconofWar]

Do we get a Day[9] song?

[rookie2202]

I think this sounds great. I guess it sounds different, depending on the hardware you use :P but if you use a headset/speakers that are very discant, then it sounds terrible though, because the bass and voice is at the same frequency.

[AlduinWorldEater]

@primadog true story