Shinji Goes to the Convenience Store

Taken from NicoVideo for easier access and whatnot. :x
Original: http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm2918036
Song: "Konbini" by Brief & Trunks

Translation also not done by me. :D Yay for copyright infringement!

Translation:
Well now, my parents have fallen asleep
I can do whatever that I want
What should I do
Its midnight so my friends are asleep
And the TVs showing nothing but static
I know! Ill go to the convenience store~

24 hours (Convenience store)
Open all year (Convenience store)
Security cameras (Convenience store)
Shall I warm this up for you? (Convenience store)
Gathering place for delinquents (They gather at the entrance~)
Im too scared to go in (They gather at the entrance~)
They called out to me (Hey there, miss)
Y-y-yes?! (Are you bra-less?)

Now that Ive walked past the delinquents
The automatic door slides open for me
I browse at the magazine stand, standing next to an old man reading porn
Though Im not here to buy anything at all
Ill go find something to buy!

24 hours (Convenience store)
Open all year (Convenience store)
Public utility bills (Convenience store)
Hurry up with the photocopies (Convenience store)
The silent part-timer (And expressionless too)
I have no make-up! (Didnt even draw my eyebrows~)
Red bean paste bun please (Weve just run out)
Ill have a meat bun then (Coming right up!)

Hold on there, the way you hand me change
onto the palm of my hand any way you please
Dont give me the receipt using the coins as paperweight!
Its difficult to put into my wallet
It really annoys me.
When that happens, Ill want to get my revenge.

Oden, please. (What would you like in it?)
Um, um, (What would you like in it?)
Um, um, (youre holding up the line)
Um, um, (hurry up and decide)
An egg, please (One egg~)
An egg, please (Two eggs~)
An egg, please (Three eggs)
That will be all. (Just eggs?)
I want more broth. (Coming right up)
How much is it? (220 yen)
Heres ten thousand yen. (Dont you have change?)
Heres ten thousand yen. (Dont you have change?)
Add mustard! (Coming right up)
I dont need a receipt (Shut up already)
I want to use your restroom. (We dont have one)
Where do you do your business then? ( Damn)

While Im doing all these
The rooster crows
to alert me to the end of the night.
I must go home
before my parents wake up and Im doomed
Maybe Ill come by again tonight~

Lets go to convenience store~
Lets go to convenience store~
Lets go to convenience store~

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• Shinji
• Paul
• Convience Store
• Konbini
• Brief & Trunks

[LadyChippy]

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