GLADOS - Still Alive (Portal, the orange box)

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Uploaded by on May 3, 2008

Lyrics:

This was a triumph
I'm making a note here:
HUGE SUCCESS
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction

Aperture Science
We do what we must
Because we can
For the good of all of us
Except the ones who are dead

But there's no sense crying over every mistake
You just keep on trying 'til you run out of cake
And the science gets done, and you make a neat gun
For the people who are still alive

I'm not even angry
I'm being so sincere right now
Even though you broke my heart
And killed me

And tore me to pieces
And threw every piece into a fire
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you

Now these points of data
Make a beautiful line
And we're out of beta
We're releasing on time

So I'm glad I got burned
Think of all the things we learned
For the people who are still alive

Go ahead and leave me
I think I prefer to stay inside
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you

Maybe Black Mesa
THAT WAS A JOKE. (Ha ha) FAT CHANCE.
Anyway this cake is great
It's so delicious and moist

Look at me still talking when there's science to do
When I look up there it makes me glad I'm not you
I've experiments to run, there is research to be done
On the people who are still alive

And believe I am still alive
I'm doing science and I'm still alive
I feel fantastic and I'm still alive

While you're dying I'll be still alive
And when you're dead I will be still alive
Still alive, still alive.

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  • i want this played at my funeral

  • 17 people are no longer still alive. Because I killed them.

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  • @SuperScarrface I Just Killed 7 More People...

  • guess what (num num num) the cake wasn't a lie. mmmm chocolate.

  • @SuperScarrface I just killed three more...

  • Maybe Black Mesa, That was a joke. Ha ha. Fat chance.

  • @SuperScarrface Make that 19 ;)

  • The original is always better. I really dislike mel. The only exception is blink covering another band's song.

  • @clone63355 nevermind

  • how do u get this

  • this cake is great

    It's so delicious and NOM

  • @Agaresish Play Portal, makes you appreciate this song more

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