The Great Devilmas Beat-Off Round 5

Believe me, I could beat off forever...wait...no, that's...Oh, Nevermind!

You Know your rhyming skills are coming under doubt
when you had a pinch hitter and still struck out!
Your rhymes can't win even if you bring a crowd
And only your buddy there is allowed to take a bow.

So I called down the thunder am I hearing the boom? No!
Maybe Blonde hair blue eyes should go back to the bedroom!
Don't call out the judges you won't get no slack
Oh, and Goodwill called, they wan't their clothes back!

So Please don't tell me this is all you guys got!
Maybe you should rellieve yourselves or get off the pot!
Cuz Just because you're nerdy and just because you're hot
Don't mean you got the skills to take down the Rob!!!!

scroll THAT back!!!!!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Rap
• hip
• hop
• punk
• Rapping
• Hip Hop
• Hiphop
• Hip Hop Music
• Rage
• against
• the
• machine
• style
• guitar
• bass
• krumbine
• gonoammo

[TheIkkap]

nice rage against the machine style

try some Public Enemy style and wrap them up

[rendereduselesspro]

@TheIkkap Would you believe I wouldn't know public enemy if it was holding me at gunpoint asking me for skittles.  I'll have to google and learn.

[TheIkkap]

Mr Render,

I have been retained by Death Row records to offer you a contract.

Please except these 9mm pistols and this jeep.

Now you and your posse get out there and cause some trouble.

Now just sign here, and here and here and here / initial this and sign here twice.

[rendereduselesspro]

@TheIkkap Sounds good...wait...what's that machine over there?

Oh, that's just the soul extraction device. We'll hold onto it in this little jar here, which will be kept safely in a vault deep underground.

[divadtsenoh]

Have to say, this is my favorite so far!

[rendereduselesspro]

@divadtsenoh Yeah, that seems to be the general concensus. I think I'll stick with beastie boys/Rage against the Machine form instead of the other.

[TheIkkap]

@rendereduselesspro

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[TheIkkap]

In my great country of PackmackIran we love all music that glorifies Mohammad.

We would surely rape our neighboring villages woman and blow up a Jewish daycare center in celebration of this music.

It does glorify Mohammad..... yes?

[TheIkkap]

@rendereduselesspro

Never mind the device, its very provocative and in style.

Although before you take these pistols and SUV you need to sign this contract binding you to not change your name over the course of our 60 year contract, ur I mean friendship.

[rendereduselesspro]

@KTOWNBLOODY Not so close! People will talk!