I Love Xbox (I Love College Parody)

My third song/parody. I Love Xbox by Epic. Parody of I Love College by Asher Roth. Make sure you buy his new album "Asleep in the Bread Aisle".

Lyrics:

I aint goin out like a sucka no way.

Im beast right?

If you are online, will you please send me an invite.

That clan match last night was awfully crazy we blanked their greatest.
I sniped my ass off and had this one kid extrem-e-ly pissed
Shoot my gun and chuck my nades
Look at my score Im straight insane

Rank up at three, prestige at ten
Start back at one, then do it again
Man I love Xbox!

I wanna play xbox for the rest of my life
to get 10th prestige and look really tight
on Fragdoll Friday and Gamerchix night
I play double xp weekend all day and night
so come join my game, lets go insane
Ill 1v1 you, youll feel ashamed
I am not a zero at guitar hero
Through the Fire and Flames, Im nasty at these games
Dont even quit, or mess up my shit
Better hope you clutch this, otherwise you busted
this isnt a waste of time when I am online
maybe I do not have friends but that will be all fine

That clan match last night was awfully crazy we blanked their greatest.
I sniped my ass off and had this one kid extrem-e-ly pissed
Shoot my gun and chuck my nades
Look at my score Im straight insane

Rank up at three, prestige at ten
Start back at one, then do it again
Man I love Xbox!
I love playin!
I love shootin!
I love Xbox!

I cant tell you a lot about school but
I can recap a match or two umm
Yeah of course I learned some rules like get red dot for all new guns
and dont M16 cuz its a noob gun
and if you are camping youre a noob son
when it comes to moddeds keep the button on
then in zombies always get the ray gun
play all night long
nothing wrong with some fun
even if your whole friends list is not on
this isnt a waste of time when I am online
maybe I do not have friends but that will be all fine cuz

That clan match last night was awfully crazy we blanked their greatest.
I sniped my ass off and had this one kid extrem-e-ly pissed
Shoot my gun and chuck my nades
Look at my score Im straight insane

Rank up at three, prestige at ten
Start back at one, then do it again
Man I love Xbox!
I love playin!
I love shootin!
I love Xbox!

Now if everyone would please, drive their ghosts as fast as they can
as fast as they can, and repeat after me

SNIPE SNIPE SNIPE SNIPE
SNIPE SNIPE SNIPE SNIPE
SPLATTER SPLATTER SPLATTER SPLATTER
GET ME A HEAD SHOT GET ME A HEAD SHOT
GET ME A HEAD SHOT GET ME A HEAD SHOT
NOTE STREAK NOTE STREAK NOTE STREAK NOTE STREAK

(That clan match last night)
Man I love Xbox, I love it
(That clan match last night)

Alright everybody I gotta sign off for a little bit

That clan match last night was awfully crazy we blanked their greatest
(We blanked their greatest)
(You know its going down)
I sniped my ass off and had this one kid extrem-e-ly pissed
Shoot my gun and chuck my nades
Look at my score Im straight insane!
(Youre all invited, were playin zombies!)
Rank up at three, prestige at ten
Start back at one then do it again
Man, I love Xbox
Do I really have to get offline or could I just play for the rest of my life?

Category:

Music

Tags:

• love
• xbox
• college
• parody
• asher
• roth
• by
• epic
• greatness
• asleep
• in
• the
• bread
• aisle

[slyhunter38]

@Blessthefall11 Obviously you havent played Halo.

[slyhunter38]

@IAdanger Obviously you havent played Halo.

[IAdanger]

nice but blessthefall11 is right ps3 is better than xbox 360

[Blessthefall11]

Lol that pre sweet, but i prefer Ps3

[ABcommics]

you got an amazing voice. so ur like a rock star now, wanna like hook up?

[frodydude]

AMAZING!