Thornmail

A tribute song to Thornmail from the MMO League of Legends.

Vocals: Dezi Davis
Lyrics: Nik Vaselopulos

Lyrics:
Well, being a legend is no easy feat
It's a razor thin line between win and defeat
The world of Runeterra is a dangerous place
It's full of fighters who can't stand your face!

There's Master Yi, with Wuju Style and grace
He'll Alpha Strike you all over the place!
Then there's Talon, with blades galore
He just can't wait to spill your blood on the floor.

Here's Pantheon, falling down from the sky
Nothing says "Hi!" like a spear in the eye!
With so many melee posing danger to you
What's a poor summoner supposed to do?

Get Thornmail! Get Thornmail!
Best two thousand gold you'll ever spend!
Get Thornmail! Get Thornmail!
Your foes will beat themselves to the bitter end!

Now here's Xin Xhao with his trusty pike
Wants to beat you up with Three Talon Strike!
And Vayne's on the prowl with her crossbow
Those mighty silver bolts will lay you low!
"Demacia!" cries Garen as he jumps from the bush,
How can you stop him from turning you to mush?

Get Thornmail! Get Thornmail!
One hundred armor pumps you with might!
Get Thornmail! Get Thornmail!
That damage return will give your foes a fright!

Now all of a sudden, all your foes are mid lane
Trundle and Olaf want to fill you with pain
There's Sion, Jax, and Renekton too
All your towers are down and your team is quite blue

Don your spiked mail, stand firm and stand fast!
Leave on the bloodstains from when you fought last!
None of them planned to build for AP!
So laugh out loud in invincible glee!
Meet them head on, and make them all pay!
It is your Nexus standing at the end of the day!

You bought Thornmail! You got Thornmail!
Your team won, and you were key!
Wear it proud on your chest for the world to see!
Armor with spikes means victory!

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• Tsubasacon
• 2011
• cosplay
• cooking
• megasoup
• Sonic
• Pokemon
• Professor
• Oak

[MegaSoupCosplay]

thanks for the great comments guys!

[TheBladeDancing]

@KyUx2 cuz it wont work on jax

[KyUx2]

This is fucking brilliant. I don't know why people are disliking it. ?_?

[josefwoodend]

why dislike it good



[UekiiLickyy]

Why do al eu ppl take smite ?