WEIRDEST VIDEO ON YOUTUBE EVER!

Aliens are all around us. Invading in great number and offering to probe your resources for all they can take from you. Do not trust aliens even if there numbers are great. We can resist. Do not become a mindless drone in a sea of Borg. The collective doesn't get to win as long as the individual remains resilient, strong, wise, and cunning. The Rise of the Individual Video Producer Has Arrived. This is our time, not theirs. They blew it, so let the rabbits run, people. Think for yourselves. RESIST.

"The Rise Of The Independent Video Producer Has Arrived"
Google and Youtube have changed the Video Search engine Algorithm, and it now favors different users than in the past. PageRanking has helped me gain a huge amount of views in the last two months. I'd like to thank everyone who is a friend or subscriber who helped me reach this point in my Youtube Career. God bless all of you.
PageRank is a link analysis algorithm, named after Larry Page and used by the Google Internet search engine, that assigns a numerical weighting to each element of a hyperlinked set of documents, such as the World Wide Web, with the purpose of "measuring" its relative importance within the set. The algorithm may be applied to any collection of entities with reciprocal quotations and references. The numerical weight that it assigns to any given element E is referred to as the PageRank of E and denoted by PR(E).
The name "PageRank" is a trademark of Google, and the PageRank process has been patented (U.S. Patent 6,285,999). However, the patent is assigned to Stanford University and not to Google. Google has exclusive license rights on the patent from Stanford University. The university received 1.8 million shares of Google in exchange for use of the patent; the shares were sold in 2005 for $336 million.
A PageRank results from a mathematical algorithm based on the graph, the webgraph, created by all World Wide Web pages as nodes and hyperlinks as edges, taking into consideration authority hubs such as cnn.com or usa.gov. The rank value indicates an importance of a particular page. A hyperlink to a page counts as a vote of support. The PageRank of a page is defined recursively and depends on the number and PageRank metric of all pages that link to it ("incoming links"). A page that is linked to by many pages with high PageRank receives a high rank itself. If there are no links to a web page there is no support for that page.
Numerous academic papers concerning PageRank have been published since Page and Brin's original paper. In practice, the PageRank concept has proven to be vulnerable to manipulation, and extensive research has been devoted to identifying falsely inflated PageRank and ways to ignore links from documents with falsely inflated PageRank.
Other link-based ranking algorithms for Web pages include the HITS algorithm invented by Jon Kleinberg (used by Teoma and now Ask.com), the IBM CLEVER project, and the TrustRank algorithm.
Extraterrestrial life (from the Latin words: extra ("beyond", or "not of") and‎ terrestris ("of or belonging to Earth")) is defined as life that does not originate from Earth. Referred to as alien life, or simply aliens, these hypothetical forms of life range from simple bacteria-like organisms to beings far more advanced than humans.

The development and testing of theories about extraterrestrial life is known as exobiology or astrobiology; the term astrobiology, however, includes the study of life on Earth, viewed in its astronomical context. Many prominent scientists consider extraterrestrial life to be plausible, but no direct evidence has yet been found.

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[oldvision]

I think this is my first time being gangbanged by some shitty aliens.

[couchpotatotheatre]

@oldvision anal sex with aliens is a shitty business.

[onewomanandsomesongs]

Do aliens even have arseholes to poop in their pants? ;) Good stuff, BDM. Hope you and your family have a wonderful Thanksgiving. Janet

[couchpotatotheatre]

@onewomanandsomesongs Thank you, I guess they do, that's what the video says. They're always naked in movies though?

[ThatHauntFreak2]

I liked the part where the alien said, "I think I pooped my pants."

[couchpotatotheatre]

@ThatHauntFreak2 yeah, I liked  that part to.

[zungaloca]

They are all japanese

[OkieMerrod83]

lmao omg BDM you've done it again. Hahaha. I think I just pooped my pants...from laughing too hard. lol. This is 55 seconds of awesomeness well spent.

[goddog47]

I hope those aliens were o.k and got to have a shower and clean themselves up.

Does anyone know if they are o.k? I poo my pants ALL the time so its not just an alien thing. I thought aliens would have better technology for them to stop pooing thier pants.

[Terithisa]

Can I have a minute of my life back please.

[sbless41]

After awhile it kinda sound like i cannot suck my penis

[biggydman]

I think I pooped my pants!

[MyEmmaAccount]

The Coolest Video On Youtube EVER!!

[candleburner]

I didn't know they were out to probe my resources! I thought they wanted to probe me......

[TheBroodingTom]

Lolol.. internet police! XD

[tulleuchen]

Why the xenophobia?