TI Whatever You Like Parody ~Better Than Weird Al's!~ (I Can Do Whatever I'm White!)

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Uploaded by on Aug 29, 2009

The OFFICIAL music video for THIS song is here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qwdqlk...

Lyrics: I can do whatever I'm white, yeah. When I'm in Detroit I run red lights.
Cops don't mind, it's alright,
they say "You can do whatever, you're white."
Baby, I can do whatever; I'm white!
I got me some clothes. I dress real whack.
Bright white pants and a fanny pack.
I can dress however I like.
Yeah, I can do whatever, I'm white. Yeah.
Anything I want, I can buy a couple stocks, and I sit outside, and I drink some red wine, and the cops drive by and they shout "Hell yeah!" cause you know that the cops don't care. Yeah.
I love me some hockey.
I need me some hockey.
Frisbee's alright, but it ain't no hockey.
Buy me a retriever and listen to Reba, and I can be a stay-at-home dad. Yeah.
hen I'm in Detroit I run red lights.
Cops don't mind, it's alright,
they say "You can do whatever, you're white."
Baby, I can do whatever; I'm white!
I got me some clothes. I dress real whack.
Bright white pants and a fanny pack.
I can dress however I like.
Yeah, I can do whatever, I'm white. Yeah.
Anytime I want, man, I can go golfing.
I can go jogging, riding on my moped,
Ride down to the lakefront in my Dodge Neon.
Do me some fishing and some jetskying.
I can grab my keys and head out to the skate ring.
Got my rollerblades and the camcorder taping.
I can wear my shorts up above my knees and I always pay my Blockbuster fees.
I love me some hockey.
I need me some hockey.
Frisbee's alright, but it ain't no hockey.
Buy me a retriever and listen to Reba, and I can be a stay-at-home dad. Yeah.


hen I'm in Detroit I run red lights.
Cops don't mind, it's alright,
they say "You can do whatever, you're white."
Baby, I can do whatever; I'm white!
I got me some clothes. I dress real whack.
Bright white pants and a fanny pack.
I can dress however I like.
Yeah, I can do whatever, I'm white. Yeah.

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  • 16 ppl don't have bright white pants and a phanny pack

  • @TheChicagogodfather HEEEY ME 2!!!

  • like this if u watched this in 2012;)

  • This is funny because I'm whiter than they are.

  • only in america... bahaha say this in cuba

  • HEY IM WHITE - YAY - GOD BLESS K.K.K

  • Love the random stuff at tge end. Good video man

  • itsfunny cause im actually white and a little mexican

  • some black guy tried to tell me white people didnt run this world silly niggers

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