Whale of a tale w/ Lyrics

Got a whale of a tale to tell ya, lads
A whale of a tale or two
'Bout the flappin' fish and the girls I've loved
On nights like this with the moon above
A whale of a tale and it's all true
I swear by my tattoo

There was Mermaid Minnie, met her down in Madagaskar
She would kiss me, any time that I would ask her
Then one evening her flame of love blew out
Blow me down and pick me up!
She swapped me for a trout

Got a whale of a tale to tell ya, lads
A whale of a tale or two
'Bout the flappin' fish and the girls I've loved
On nights like this with the moon above
A whale of a tale and it's all true
I swear by my tattoo

There was Typhoon Tessie, met her on the coast of Java
When we kissed I bubbled up like molten lava
Then she gave me the scare of my young
Blow me down and pick me up!
She was the captain's wife

Got a whale of a tale to tell ya, lads
A whale of a tale or two
'Bout the flappin' fish and the girls I've loved
On nights like this with the moon above
A whale of a tale and it's all true
I swear by my tattoo

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[alberca90]

why didn't you finish the lyrics??

then there was harpoon hannah,

had a look that spelled out danger

my heart quivered when she whispered

"i'm there, stranger"

bought her trinkets

that sailors can't afford (sailors can't afford)

and when i spent my last red cent

she tossed me overboard

[PismoBeach]

Lots of fun.

Thanks for posting it.

[TheSmutchypuss]

hah. so funny.

[Lassannn]

Kirk could sing! Effortlessly!

[SailorBarsoom]

Wow. Bestiality, adultery, and hooking.

[raises jug of rum to Walt]

[rikkuxepher]

i don't know why but i LOVE this song. never heard it except for on a CD. :]

[PubjunkMcKunkin]

I love singing this with minstrals and pirates =D

[Heyjude32010]

This is the PG version of Afro Man colt 45.

[Sarcism]

Thanks Murdoc.. you rotter. Now I'm addicted to this song. xD

[Diogenes1360]

And when I spent my last red cent she tossed me over board?

[mandypandyisagayname]

love this song but its so gay

[Nejifangal1]

my mom randomly sings this... -sweat drop-