Machete | Movie Review [7.6/10]

My overall rating : 7.6 / 10

Rating per categories, 10 being maximum of points and 1 being minimum :

Directing : 8.5
Script : 7
Plot and Storyline : 8
Cinematography and visuals: 7
Characters and acting : 7.5

Category:

Film & Animation

Tags:

• Robert
• Rodriguez
• and
• Machete
• be
• win

[dorinvladstefan]

We want proof that you shower!

[thelegionary1000]

No matter how shity or bad it is, if it's fake or reflects the reality, as long as it's action and bloodshed americans will love it and will sell it because after all the only thing they care about it's the money. Some of them are captivated by Ocupy Wallstreet but most of them are still believing in Santa Claus and America being the greatest nation.

[Ariana321]

@fndalves I think just about anybody with any taste would... whether straight, gay, lesbian... lol

[fndalves]

@viicISrotcib .. she just said she would do M Rodriguez... and who would'nt??

[viicISrotcib]

whait! you are lesbian?

my hopes and expectations have been shattered :(

..then again... :D

[gilless429]

Gotta be insane to say you woudn't.

[mamiferuD]

i would too...

you're a crazy b*tch, in a good way ;)

nice description you made there, convinced me to go see the movie :D

[TheEd0206]

Every bitch has done it in the shower, you're no exception

[pitdroidtech]

Another great review. Michelle Rodriguez, my OTHER major crush (next to Milla Jovovich), yes major hotness and action par excellence. Danny Trejo was great in the role, I probably disagree with you about this a little bit, though I do think you are right about him lacking dynamism in the role. I still thought he was freakin' awesome - and he LOOKS the part! Again, while I generally agree with you about Jessica Alba, I thought her rallying on the roof scene was believable (once she got going)

[WeirdDeviant]

i love the scene were he cut someone open and jumped out of the window with his bowels

[SillyPom]

THANK YOU! Yes, anyone who says something is better than sex is insane, abstinent or has never had good sex! ..Oh, and well done on another solid review by the way.