Spicy Curry

By Shippiddge

A short spoof on Dr. Seuss' "Green Eggs and Ham" done in Smash Bros Brawl. This is a truly, truly retarded story.

Dedede can't get Kirby to eat his favorite dish, Spicy Curry....or can he?

(And I don't really feel that way about Lucario...I was just trying to be funny...)

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"It is me.
King Dedede."

"Oh...that King Dedede
That King Dedede
I truly truly don't like he."

"Do you like Spicy Curry?"
"I do not like it Dedede.
I do not like Spicy Curry"

"Would you like it here or there?"

"I would not like it here or there
I would not like it anywhere
I do not like Spicy Curry
I do not like it Dedede."

"Would you eat it on a box?
Would you eat it with a fox?"

"I will not eat it on a box!
I will not eat it with a fox!
I will not like it here or there
I will not like it anywhere
I do not like Spicy Curry
I do not like it Dedede."

"Would you? Could you? With a cake?
Would you eat it with a snake?"

"I won't even with a cake.
And I won't eat it with a snake!
Nor in a box
Nor with a fox
Not here nor there
Not anywhere
I do not like it, don't you see?
I do not like it Dedede!"

"Can you eat it next to Mario?
How bout eating it with Lucario?"

"I will not eat it next to Mario.
And Lucario sucks. Mewtwo for the win.
I will not eat it in a box.
I will not eat it with a fox.
Here or there.
Anywhere.
I do not like Spicy Curry
So, Dedede, just let me be!"

"Would you eat it with a heart?
Could you eat it with a f-"

"Okay fine!" did say Kirby
"I will try it, Dedede.
I will try Spicy Curry."

"mmmm...
Say. I think I do like-
Ahhh...AHHH!!!
Oh!!!
It burns! It burns so bad!!!
AAAAAHHH!
WHY!?!?! WHY!?!?!
Oh! Oh! The Pain!"

Boom.

"Hehehe." Said Dedede.
One more KO for Me me me."

"Hey there, Mr. Luigi!
Do you like Spicy Curry?"

The End.

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• machine
• cinema
• machineanimation
• machinima
• shipp
• super
• smash
• bros.
• spicy
• curry
• funny
• movie
• Kirby
• Dreamland
• Nintendo

[MewMewPokemon1234]

I Like lucario but mewtwo Is BETTER!

[TurretDude123]

Eat it with a fart?

Sorry, I only eat it with a gun.

[penguinhero99]

green eggs and ham rip off

[megastarwarsrocks99]

Lucario's 4th best

[Timmay08TOTHELIMIT]

holy crap. shipp makes the best shit.

[TheDestinyDragoon]

I will not like it here or there. I will not like it anywhere.

That's what she said.

[shadic381]

Well now i feel like a retard....

[NASCARFAN160]

Oh. Oh the pain. LOL

[biel809020]

Spicy Curry!

[ninjadestruction555]

LOL

[CycloneKirby]

@Deadgod35 No duh genius :P

[jujucool01]

303 people don't like to eat Spicy Curry.