Life Would Be Better (with an iPhone5) by Jimmy Wong, SIRI, Apple

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LYRICS:
V1
When you walked out on stage, without a turtle neck
I didn't know what to expect
You made me squeal with delight, introducing iOS5
There could only be one thing left

PCH1
I know we deserve the best
Our sense of entitlement beats the rest
Cuz it's the first world, and we know it to be true
the first ones with a new iPhone can hold it over you

CHORUS
Life would be better with an iPhone 5
When it's all you've ever wanted, when it's kept you up at night
Don't we deserve it when all we've done is whine
We've been tweeting for a whole year, we've been starving all this time
Oh please, grant our wish tonight

V2
What the shit is this? Updated iPhone 4s
I been praying to Santa Claus for something else this coming Christmas
Oh, Tim Cook, we'll light a fire under your ass
You've got one last chance to make us fall in deep romance
You know a longer battery life just means we've got more time to ask
Why the heck, is this not the iPhone 5

PCH2
Now we deserve the best
Our sense of entitlement beats the rest
Cuz it's your problem, and responsibility
to give us what we want cuz we'll pay you handsomely

CHORUS

BRIDGE
Apparently good is not enough
Full HD 1080p but it looks the same so we're all pissed off
Worse yet if a new one comes out soon
We'll kick and scream while the rest of the world keeps spinning round
Like a fat kid without ice cream no we won't shut up yes we'll sing out loud

CHORUS

BRI 2:
Tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight
Is that a picture of a squirrel
How soon till Siri rules the world
8 full hours of talking time
Means 8 more hours we gotta hear you whine

Yeah that's definitely a squirrel
Tom Cruise's daughter's gonna rule the whole world
Can't believe we'd all complain about a phone
As if the last one we owned wasn't even capable

CHORUS

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[HowToGamerz]

You should sell iPhone cases with 5 written on it and 4s crossed out.

[PPQuincy]

Jimmy, I would love to make a video with you. I want to propose for my girlfriend and I hope you can help me with that! ;-) Thumps up, that Jimmy can read this.

[MissKokoammm]

I love it! You really know how to make songs... =D

[KorStonesword]

at the end seirri should have said: "I'm sorry I don't understand"

[0Kyron0]

JIMMEH if you read this could you quickry put the chords in the description like with the ching chong vid?

[sayiwont26]

All i Have to say is SIRI... the person under me is a DUMBASS

[0Kyron0]

Lol! silly and sirry hehehehhe

[sammanthat]

4:57 and pause... very erotic face you have there... Lulz (0,0)

[HardCoreGunGames]

@HowToGamerz SMH....Just write on your own case stupid!!!

[McNuggetsPie]

@jaysontrades androids amazing

[MrProductionK]

0:19 summlation siri on screen