We're Deleveraging! - Swing that Debt!

We're Deleveraging
(to "It's De-Lovely" by Cole Porter)

With unemployment on the rise
It's getting hip to economize.
We're delinquent! We're defaulting! We're deleveraging!
Our credit limits down to zip,
So we cut out all those shopping trips!
We're delinquent! We're defaulting! We're deleveraging!
You can tell at a glance that we're not all that sharp at finance
When we whine how Bernie Madoff stole all our dough.
Didn't we know?
So sound retreat! Admit defeat! And choose which dog food you'd rather eat!
We're delinquent! We're defaulting! We're delusional! We're demoralized!
We're depleted! We're dejected! We're depressed! We're deleveraging!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• debt
• economy
• funny
• song
• parody
• novelty
• recession
• foreclosure
• depression
• credit
• card
• mortgage
• loans
• Consumers
• slash
• borrowing

[lonesomepoetxi]

5* all the way

[cinemasolo]

@lonesomepoetxi Thanks!!

[rayme4raw]

That was actually pretty good. I think that it's time we default

[cinemasolo]

Thanks! 'Tis the season!

[Readalfa]

That's funny. :)

[cinemasolo]

Thanks!

[bhew82]

lol awesome job! 5 stars and favorite! I feel the financial pinch myself!

[3dollarme]

Cole Porter'd say "No apology necessary!"

[cinemasolo]

Thanks!!

[GravityFamily]

That was Delectable.