#67 - Me Reading Jokes

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Please note that these jokes are not written by me, they are from various sources.

His and Hers ATM Machines

HIS:
1. Pull up to ATM
2. Insert card
3. Enter PIN and account
4. Take cash, card and receipt
5. Drive away

HERS:
1. Pull up to ATM
2. Back up and pull forward to get closer
3. Shut off engine
4. Put keys in purse
5. Get out of car because you're too far from machine
6. Hunt for card in purse
7. Insert card
8. Hunt in purse for grocery receipt with PIN written on it.
9. Enter PIN
10. Study instructions.
11. Hit "cancel"
12. Re-enter correct PIN
13. Check balance
14. Look for envelope
15. Look in purse for pen
16. Make out deposit slip
17. Endorse checks
18. Make deposit
19. Study instructions
20. Make cash withdrawal
21. Get in car
22. Check makeup
23. Look for keys
24. Start car
25. Check makeup
26. Start pulling away
27. Stop
28. Back up to machine
29. Get out of car
30. Take card and receipt
31. Get back in car
32. Put card in wallet
33. Put receipt in checkbook
34. Enter deposits and withdrawals in checkbook
35. Clear area in purse for wallet and checkbook
36. Check makeup
37. Put car in reverse
38. Put car in drive
39. Drive away from machine
40. Drive 3 miles
41. Release parking brake

Category:

Comedy

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[radicalgarbage02]

5 Stars!! You're my hero Rodney!!!! Just pissed of my GF by showing her this vid LMAO

[MageThief]

ha ha,, a bit over the top but so true anyway...

[thehumor]

ooh so true

lol

[kevinoo5]

@kevinoo5 I love rodney, he just says thath all the time.. K+MC

[radicalgarbage02]

Cooking, cleaning,....... and VAGINAS!!!

[kevinoo5]

@dbosnic LOL K+MC

[kevinoo5]

@radicalgarbage02 Suck for you K+MC

[dbosnic]

unfortunately the motherboard tray is NOT removable....xD

[manbearpig91]

so true

[tupac93013]

lol

[seboextreme200]

awesome lol

[ikcti]

LOL