The InAnimate Gamer - Metroid Review

The InAnimate Gamer hates this Sports game. He hates it especially since you don't play as an All-Star, instead, a lousy player.

Category:

Gaming

Tags:

• Irate
• Gamer
• Irategamer
• Parody
• Satire
• Spoof
• Angry
• Video
• Game
• Nerd
• Nintendo
• Samus
• Metroid
• Baseball

[EpicZehelek]

this aint a sports game

[InAnimateGamer]

@EpicZehelek Uh yeah yah THUINK?

[LarryBundyJr]

Did you try entering in the Konami code? you might have gotten further in the game if you had 30 lives!

[InAnimateGamer]

@LarryBundyJr Thanks for the tip, I'll be sure to use that the next time I play the Metroid baseball games.

Now if only the Konami Code worked as well in the Major Leagues.......

[LarryBundyJr]

@InAnimateGamer Well if Bases Loaded has anything to do with managing baseball teams, you just need to remove all the fat pitchers and replace them with the skinny "gumby" looking ones! :D

[InAnimateGamer]

@LarryBundyJr If I could get Indiana Jones drafted from the Oakland Raiders of the Lost Ark and into the Mets, then I'd be in business. Even better, if I can get Juggernaut as the new primary pitcher for the team. Wait a second... didn't I just complain about Juggernaut being a lousy pitcher? Crud, I'm confused now.

[FFL2and3rocks]

Cool, I didn't know there was a Monolith Burger on Zebes.

[LMaruchan18]

It's a shame the ratings are disabled. This is a good IrateGamer parody.

[Thekingmyboy96]

Honey glazed doughnut and candian coffee??? Wtf

[LMTR14]

the best one so far

[oxe161]

InAnimate, clever

[LarryBundyJr]

@InAnimateGamer Juggernaut would make an excellent pitcher, just get him to bean a couple of batters and you'd win by default of the opposing team all being dead! :D