Secret Pastafarian Video Exposed
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@PieManPwns glorious aint it?
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RAmen ye scurvy bilge rat!
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do you find this weird? me and my friends are having a pastafarian party today :D
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nicely done Arrrrrgggh
.. i had to go back and watch watch?v=UFBZ_uAbxS0
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Vatican - Rapes little boys
Muslims - Rapes little girls
Wall Streets - Rapes anybody and everybody for money!
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RAmen!
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may his noodley apendige bless u all. Ramen
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I am now a Pastafarians
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@iliescosmin There was harmony before but without the dedicated Pastafarians around anymore, the genocide of Pastafarians labeled the 'purge of piracy' by religious types to justify their mass murders have made the world a worse place. I mean look at the data, ever since the eradication of Pastafarians earthquakes, tornadoes, tsunamis, hurricanes, and global warming are on the uprise.
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@illescosmin Media and biblical propaganda, the Pastafarian faith has been around since the dawn of time, the earliest Pastafarians weren't very outspoken, however, they were content with spreading the good will and fair fortune. They were kind and loving people, but hey have been slandered by religious propaganda to think they were lawless pirates.
Pastafarians don't rape:
That's the Vatican, Muslims, and Wall Street.
;)
SinnFein4ever 1 year ago 9
@over9000christian
Did it ever cross your mind that those Bible verses were written by an ancient, barbaric, child-murdering savages? Before you go on preaching about the holyness of the Bible why don't you actually pay attention to the slaughtering of innoncent children, women, and elderly in the name of god
PieManPwns 1 year ago 6