Where The Bloody Hell Are You? Spoof

true australia

hahahahhahahahahahah

right-O hero.
no much like the one you take like a bitch.

Like yours? :D

yeah she will. grow a dick.

yeh, no wuckin furries, she'll be right, mate :D

I don't even...
If I like something. I will get it.
If I like cake I will have it.
If I like caramel lattes I will drink it with out feeling like I'm a latte soaking wannabe socialite.
Because the thing is I'm not a wannabe socialite.
far from it. I'm a bar tender at a PUB and I drink BEER. but I also like my caffeine fix sweet. so god forbid that I shall have my latte and ENJOY it. but I will. with out worrying about what some youtuber said.

ZOMG, you're a victim! A VICTIM, I tells ya! A victim of hoity-toity cultural hegemony from the social oppressors in the big smoke! Without corporate marketing power, you'd still be having watery tea or drip coffee at the Maccas on the highway.

Don't hate yourself for what you are. Hate yourself for aspiring to rise above your roots, you latte soakin' wannabe socialite. ;)

And never forget that being a larrikin is very, very Aussie. :)

oh and He might not have said Un Australian.
But he did say That's I'm not Australian because I don't see the problem with lattes....
You do realise it's over a hot beverage?

I live in a small town. It has the population of 5,000...
I can order a caramel latte from the bakery....
It's in a rural area.
I haven't had some one tell me "g'day" mate for like 10 years.
nuff said.