Tescos lazy security guard

You might have seen this 'Ricky Gervais type' security guard in Tesco Metro in Argyle St. ,just along from the Trongate.. ( Glasgow , Scotland )
I have left this video uncut .just to give you an idea of how long the 'guard' has been sitting splayed legged at the front entrance to the store....with no regard for the job he is supposed to be doing ....
I seen at least 3 potential shoplifters during my 5 minutes in the store.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• MisterGlasgow
• comedy
• Calton
• humor

[MisterGlasgow]

He used to fart loudly at work .... in front of shoppers buying food for their dinner ........

[MightyRonaldo]

funny, better if sound i live in edinburgh but if im ever up ill keep an eye for him

[MisterGlasgow]

Did you hear the bit near the end were he states he is going to become a chair tester...... ?

[TNAOS]

Fat git!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[montagers]

ha ha i know this guy his name is charlie he does'nt work there any more he's a 35 year old mosher he's always in the cathouse in Glasgow he got sacked about 2 weeks ago, i wonder what for!

[sixchildren100]

Lmao Gary yur aff yur nut (((..

[MadMac2236]

I've not looked at this vid since it was posted 2 years ago! I look really bad, my hair's a mess! Anyway, I love how so many of you people seem fit to judge me on my job, yet I'll bet most if you wouldn't know the first thing about what I'm actually doing! I had a good reputation for my ability to do the job, proven because Tesco routinely removed people who they didn't like! I was there for months! I must have done something right! I doubt that most of you are capable of this job!

[lavender004]

"as long as it's not electric"..LOL!! I love your humor!!

[doubleestark]

What I am currently doing is going to school even though I have a degree so that I can further my education since I am doing nothing anyway between my videogame breaks. I recurited a Buddhist meditation practitioner, and he is sitting doing his zazen while he does security so he can get enlightened doing security.

[paulewing81]

12phr wit company do you work for i want a job 18phr wow geeez the phone numbur wul yeah

[paulewing81]

ha captions were funny am gaunna see if i can see him

[doubleestark]

What I love about contract security is that you could get paid overtime to sleep on the job. While they pay only like 12.00/hour, if you work 12 hour shifts 7 days a week, because overtime comes to 18.00/hour you end up getting paid very well for doing next to nothing. You need to just sleep, and get paid. When you don't sleep, play videogames on your Nintendo DS or laptop. I like security because I am a video game addict, so I want to get paid for doing what I do anyway.

[DjQuick2008]

my work

[jamierourketen]

haha! bairds is a lesbian bar!lol. celtic lesbians haha!

[caltontongs73]

wit a fat english prick.could they not find a scottish person to sit on their fat arse?