EverQuest II Music Video: Don't Feed the Trolls

This is a Parody song for EQ2 written by Jethal Silverwing. The song is a parody of "Feed the Birds" from the classic movie "Marry Poppins". Screenshots and compilation by Eschia Mousehold (AKA Wolfee Darkfang).

Lyrics:
In the Mor-ning hours, in the streets of Big Bend,
An old Troll Sha-dow-knight walks.
He takes up his sword, and then he rides,
His prey, so care-ful-ly stalks.

He jumps and slices, his prey without care.
You'd better stay back till he's through.
He eats all he finds, at the end of his blade,
Be careful, or it may be you.

Don't Feed the Trolls. You'll get yourself snagged,
beat up, knocked out, and stuffed in a bag.
Don't Feed the Trolls. They'll make pies out of you.
Run now. Don't dauttle. They're coming for you.

All around Norrath, and throughout all time.
Look at this race with dread.
Still now you see them, lumbering monsters.
Eating the flesh, of their dead.

Listen my children. My warning is true.
Head my words, or your bones they'll chew.
Don't feed the trolls. Cause when their through,
they might, get a, taste, for you.

Don't feed, the trolls, they'll come af-ter you.

Troll: HEY YOU GET OVER HERE!!!!
*screaming ratongas* AAAHHH Noooo! aaahhh!
Troll: YOU CAN'T ESCAPE ME!
Troll: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Troll: GOTCHA!
Troll: SHUTUP AND GET IN THE BAG!
Troll: *BURP*
Ratonga: This bag is kinda roomy.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• eq
• eq2
• eqii
• EverQuest2
• EverQuestII
• EverQuest
• II
• Jethal
• Ratonga
• Troll
• Eschia