The Secretary Song.mov

A song I wrote about the boredom of a secretary and how she sneaks personal activites behind her boss' back.

lyrics:

I sit down at this desk
Every morning at nine oclock
Waiting for the boss to arrive
Sipping my coffee
Trying to stay awake
I watch the clock as it slowly ticks by
Wishing it was my break time
And its only nine twenty-five

But theres a certain way to pass the time
I admit I have perfected it
When the boss turns his back to me
About my work I care not a whit

I start off making paperclip chains
In between the checking of my personal email
Then Ill paint my toes under my desk
Its all part of being a female!

I make faces when my bosss head is turned
I call my sister in Mexico
I rewatch all the YouTube sensations
I walk slowly to the break room for a new cup of coco

(dream sequence music)

Sometimes Ill just lean back
Close my eyes and relax
And Ill dream of another life
Where some rich guy takes me as his wife
I wouldnt go to work again
And itd be like that until the end

Then I open my eyes and realize this thought which Ive been storing:
Doing nothing all those years would be ever so boring!

So its back to
Ordering special birthday flowers for my mom
Now I can catch up on my favorite sitcom!

(Scary music)
Sh. The boss is back
I carefully begin to staple copies on my desk
I hand out numbers nicely graphed
I proofread every draft
But the moment the boss turns away

(lead up music)
Ahhh!

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