Breakout (genital herpes) -- Original - Happy New Year!!

This is an original i wrote about genital herpes
unfortunately none of this has happened to me before although i was trying to capture maybe the feelings of anger or discomfort that you may find in cases of genital herpes
use condoms!!!!
and save sex for marriage
it makes your future marriage buddy happy
lol
anyway
i thought it was pretty funny when i wrote it so feel free to comment and tell me what you think!!

lyrics:
everytime i look at you
i think
about all the love we used to make
and how it stank
oh how i could foresee
what the next day would bring
in that lower region
i could feel the sting

genital herpes------
genital herpes------you gave me

all my friends said they got
aids in their eyes
when they saw ron jeremy naked
and of course
when you walked by
i never did believe what they said
about my girlfriend
they were wrong all along
you just had one of hiv's kin

genital herpes-------
genital herpes-------

thanks for getting checked for me
i gave my love to you
and you gave me

chorus
thrash chorus
lol
i hope i have taught u all a lesson
enjoy!!
~ Justin

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[noheartnoshame]

It was really great, but I flinched at about 1:49-1:50. I don't know if that note was intentional. The lyrics and note writing was otherwise flawless.

[fendertele76091]

ya it wasnt intentional i put the capo on a different fret than what i was used to so i started playing and just went with it it made everything on the fly and i like it that way but you know that gives more room for accidentals :)but i only like doing things on the first try it is always most real!!but thank you for thinking i am flawless it makes me feel better and cool!lol

[WhiteShirtNerd]

lol! Awesome dude! You can play, you can sing and you can come up with awesome lyrics! I was laughing pretty hard to this one! :D

[fendertele76091]

haha thanks man!!:)

[HighPitchLine]

wow that was wierd

[MrHairyNutz]

He got herpes and he writes a song about it........guy is real

[ohknightly]

lmaooo hilarious!



[MyAlice109]

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[hardpotato]

That was a cool song till you stated counting.. I swear I didn't type in sesame street. And then you had to talk at the end.. Now I know why mama always said don't sniff da glue

[bayardhb]

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[ashkrou]

Lol'd.

Simple as that.

[qotu01]

The problem with your message "use condoms!!!!" is that 'safe sex' won't necessarily protect you from HSV or HPV.

[heleje7]

oh check this guy out....he writes love songs to his herpes lol  thats pretty hardcore