NEW LABOUR POLICY BREWER game for Windows and MS-DOS. (Win the 2010 General Election Mr. Brown!)

The program itself can be found here: http://www.leftiness.org/Prime_Ministerial_Help_Kit.zip




New Labour have always staked a reckless amount of faith in IT and computers, though they know little about any of it. But still, why break the habit of a lifetime?

The software works on the premise that all New Labour people are interested in are more policies which annoy the voters. So why disappoint them?

Suitable for EGA-compatible PCs and upwards. The software itself contains its own monophonic 'bleep' music to boot! Oooooo!

Quality MP3: http://www.leftiness.org/New_Labour_Policy_Brewer_theme.mp3

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[Hiro139]

I chose Islam as State religion as Crap Idea #1, and Humanitarian Intervention in the Vatican to oust to pope for his homophobic, misogynistic, and islamophobic views. LOL

[TheDustpile]

@Hiro139 I have other spoof games. Google AGEING PSYCHO FORUM MS DOS and THE JIMMY RIDDLE ORCHESTRA - I WAS GORDON BROWN'S BATPERSON.

The former is a try at the most useless programs ever (as I recall), which you copy to floppy before using, whilst the second is a further training course in political correctness.

Try them and see what you reckon.

[Hiro139]

Thought you might want to know this cool application has some troubles with Dosbox for some reason. The screen right before "GRAND FINANCIAL TOTAL" is just blank on dosbox. Other than I loved it! Great party of NuLabour. I've always said that Labour is simply US democrats on Crack/Cocaine. I do feel sorry for you citizens of Airstrip- I mean the UK

[TheDustpile]

@Hiro139 Sorry you had trouble. Certainly with the XP SP3 I use, you don't need Dosbox because the programming is the simplest possible. Try running it standalone. But I would have thought the multimedia-enabled Dosbox could have handled it with its kernal tied behind its back.

You could also have as foreign policy increasing foreign aid to India whilst cutbacks to education and the coastguard are made to pay for it. (Ooops, this ain't Labour any more. Must have forgotten!)

Thanks for playing.

[DackIsBack]

Labour are fucking commies...

[RealityControl4]

Come now. You know that Africa has no greedy dictatorships (oil) that need outside intervention.

[BritishBroom]

Looks like The Road to Serfdom was starting to come true!! Thanks, New Labour!!

[thegreenwolf777]

I like song!