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Uploaded by on Jun 18, 2010

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Lyrics:
Being a baby must be really easy.
All you have to do is take pictures that are cheesy.
Women think you're cute, even if you're not.
Your face equals drool and snot .

Hey, What a genius, you can wave goodbye.
Hey, What a punk, you poked my eye.
Why do you always stinking lie?
Why do you always stinking cry?

Did you poop your pants? I'll change your diaper.
What, you're bored? Here suck on this wiper.
You think you have a really hard life?
Just wait till you have a wife.

I wipe your bum, I comb your hair,
You kick me out of my favorite chair.
I buy you toys, I play with you.
You puke upon on my favorite shoe.

If you open your mouth. I feed you food.
If I'm up in your grill, you're just plain rude.
You take a Nap. I go to work.
I'll be nice. You'll be a jerk.

That's fine, you can be anything you choose,
Just please don't turn out like Tom Cruise.

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  • you deserve so many more views!

  • With all your songs you make up, what we need is a Trejomie national anthem. And a song for the yearly AGM, as no time at business meetings for sing songs.

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  • how do you not have millions of subscribers?!!?

  • Your face = snot & drool haha

  • Loved it

  • 0:32 is too cute!

  • OMG! 29 ppl don't know what is the meaning of "baby"

  • your son is the cutest!(:

  • ohhh giggles

  • Simply because baby is in the title of this video, the promoted video on the suggestions list is "How to breastfeed." Awkward...

  • LOL! Awesome!

  • haha reading Charly

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