Butt-ID.mp4

HELLO AND CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR SUCCESSFUL PURCHASE OF THE BUTT-ID IDENTIFICATION SYSTEM

THE SYSTEM WORKS BY REPLACING ONE (1) BUTTOCK WITH A UNIQUE CAST CUSTOM FIT BUTTOCK KEYED UNIQUELY TO YOUR SECURITY IMPLEMENTATIONS

BY DOING A PERSONAL IDENTIFICATION DANCE AND PLACING YOUR BUTT-ID IDENTIFICATION SYSTEM ADJACENT TO THE BUTT-ID IDENTIFICATION RECOGNITION PAD, YOUR SIGNATURE IS AUTHENTICATED BY 8192 BIT DELUXE PATENTED CRYPTOGRAPHY AND COMPARED TO THE SIGNATURES ON FILE. UPON SUCCESSFUL MATCHING OF A BUTTOCK, THE TECHNOLOGY WILL TRIGGER ANY OF A NUMEROUS SET OF RESPONSES, FROM OPENING GLASS DOORS TO RELEASING RABID OTTERS

YOUR BUTT-ID IDENTIFICATION SYSTEM IS SUITED FOR BOTH ENTERPRISE (shown) AND PERSONAL SITUATIONS. WE BUILD TO SUIT, CALL TODAY FOR A FREE QUOTE ON YOUR BUTT

BUTT-ID: NO ONE KNOWS YOUR BUTT BUTTER

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