Scarred and No Fair (parody of Scarborough Fair)

Ode to the yearly postal rate increase 5/11/09, A-Hole and the Swine Flu. LYRICS CopyRight 2009 JR:

Are you planning on buying some stamps
May Eleventh, Two-Thousand and Nine?
Wielding guns these government tramps
Choose Email, lets pay bills online.

Are you watching A-Rod play today?
Empty seats that no one can buy.
This cheaters path to youngsters convey
Steroids made this superstar fly.

Are you sickened by pig sty disease
With the runs, vomit and the chills?
Chaos rules to hear someone sneeze
We shall see how many it kills.

Aint it lovely to live in the States?
Postal rates, Rodriguez and Swine.
We live and die in our dire straits
This once was a proud land of mine.

Are you planning on buying some stamps
May Eleventh, Two-Thousand and Nine?
Wielding guns these government tramps
Choose Email, lets pay bills online.

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