Scientology Experiences Skullcrusher Anonymous

The Vanonymous Singers "sing" yet another song from their repertoire.

This performance dedicated to my anonymous friend out east for his generosity and friendship. I know you are the Vanonymous singers biggest fan. :)

May the force be with you.

Thanks again.
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Lyrics:

Welcome to my secret lair on Skullcrusher Mountain
I hope that you've enjoyed your stay so far
I see you've met my assistant Scarface
His appearance is quite disturbing
But I assure you he's harmless enough
He's a sweetheart, calls me master
And he has a way of finding pretty things and bringing them to me

I'm so into you
But I'm way too smart for you
Even my henchmen think I'm crazy
I'm not surprised that you agree
If you could find some way to be
A little bit less afraid of me
You'd see the voices that control me from inside my head
Say I shouldn't kill you yet

I made this half-pony half-monkey monster to please you
But I get the feeling that you don't like it
What's with all the screaming?
You like monkeys, you like ponies
Maybe you don't like monsters so much
Maybe I used too many monkeys
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

I'm so into you
But I'm way too smart for you
Even my henchmen think I'm crazy
I'm not surprised that you agree
If you could find some way to be
A little bit less afraid of me
You'd see the voices that control me from inside my head
Say I shouldn't kill you yet

Picture the two of us alone inside my golden submarine
While up above the waves my doomsday squad ignites the atmosphere
And all the fools who live their foolish lives may find it quite explosive
But it won't mean half as much to me if I don't have you here

You know it isn't easy living here on Skullcrusher Mountain
Maybe you could cut me just a little slack
Would it kill you to be civil?
I've been patient, I've been gracious
And this mountain is covered with wolves
Hear them howling, my hungry children
Maybe you should stay and have another drink and think about me and you

I'm so into you
But I'm way too smart for you
Even my henchmen think I'm crazy
I'm not surprised that you agree
If you could find some way to be
A little bit less afraid of me
You'd see the voices that control me from inside my head
Say I shouldn't kill you yet
I shouldn't kill you yet
I shouldn't kill you yet

Category:

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• Jonathan Coulton

[SlappyThePenguin]

This can't be right. I just listened to the world famous Vanonymous singers and my ears aren't bleeding.

Keep on keeping on.

[sKepptiksowat]

@SlappyThePenguin I don't know what's become of their previously hideous voices. I think they are taking lessons.

Oh well.

[bagelboi66]

Do you have a schedule or post on whyweprotest or anyplace? I'd come over from Vic to stand there with ya.

[sKepptiksowat]

@bagelboi66 vanonymous[dot]freeforums[dot]­org

Show up for the 12th which is our 3rd year anonyversary. You will be welcomed and fed cake.

[DxxAnonymous]

MOAR MOAR MOAR

[greengrendel]

woaaah the girl in the red looks exactly like me. I was liek "why am I there?"

[PeteteArgieAnon]

You fucking rock Vanonymous singers

[Scientolulz]

Please do an Elliott Smith song guys!

[HirokiRikido]

great song, great performance :)

[mollie2810]

Not bad. Not bad at all. :D

[sKepptiksowat]

@SupportWikileaks I was surprised when I heard the harmonies. Must be the boobies.

[lesleyblood1]

McDonalds

[ReleaseJulianAssange]

OH MY GOD..... WAIT..... OH MY ATHEIST... YEAH THATS A LITTLE BETTER...LOL

IT JUST DAWND ON ME ARE YOU.... ARE YOU THE DRAGOON THAT IS HOLDING ITS BREATH?? THE TSUNAMI THAT RATEHR GOES SURFING?? THE TORNADO THAT RATHER HAS A BLOW JOB? THE VIRUS THAT RATHER FALLS IN LOVE?THE FIST THAT RATHER PICKS AN APPLE? THE TANK THAT RATHER SHOOTS A KISS?? THE LOVER THAT LOVES YOU SO MUCH HE RATHER NOT...!,,,,?? IS THAT YOU?? I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL AND I CAN SEE AND FEEL....U!! LOLVE!

[MinaVanner]

Great sound!