Gears of War 3 Song

Gears 3 is a Joke!

Song by: Mat Maione

Gamer 1: Ah crap! Hey did you hear about this Gears of War 2 game that just came out?
Gamer 2: Yo Gears of war 2? That game sucked!
Gamer 1: Ya dude, thats such a bummer...

Hook:
Turned on my XBOX to play Fable 2,
But everyones playing Gears 2.
What's so fun about gears of war?
I had more fun with a five dollar whore.
Gears 2, I don't understand
How it outsold Rock Band.
Listen to these words I be depictin,
Cause this game is addictin.

Chorus:
Gears 2 is a joke!
Gears 2 is a joke!

Verse 1:
Step 1, You make your game sound the best,
You say it's better than the rest.
Despite no good gameplay,
Even after the tenth day.
Then ignore our need to go online,
Dont make it fun like XBOX Live.
Use chain saw guns which i don't need,
Now your getting your ass kicked by Halo 3!

Chorus:
Gears 2 is a Joke!
My 360 just broke...
Gears 2 is a joke!
Weed thats all I smoke.
Gears 2 is a joke!
Cliffy B, i wanna choke!
Gears 2 is a joke!
Name is Mat, I just spoke!
Gears 2 is a joke!
Gears 2 is a joke!

Verse 2:
Cliffy B, please don't make Gears 3,
If so I'll just play my Halo 3!
Hope this song has helped you understand,
Now you know, How you just killed your brand!

Chorus:
Gears 2 is a Joke!
My 360 just broke...
Gears 2 is a joke!
Weed thats all I smoke.
Gears 2 is a joke!
Cliffy B, i wanna choke!
Gears 2 is a joke!
Name is Mat, I just spoke!
Gears 2 is a joke!
Gears 2 is a joke!

Verse 3:
Cliff Bleszinski, yeah you know best.
Except he didn't beta test.
Sure I can chain saw duel,
But now the shotgun makes me look like a fool.
Said Halo 3 don't worry you,
Instead you offer Gears 2.
But Gears 1, sucked before...
So what made you think we wanted more?

Chorus:
Gears 2 is a joke!

Hook:
Turned on my XBOX to play Fable 2,
But everyones playing Gears 2.
What's so fun about gears of war?
I had more fun with a five dollar whore.
Gears 2, I don't understand
How it outsold Rock Band.
Listen to these words I be depictin,
Cause this game is addictin.

Chorus:
Gears 2 is a joke!

Verse 1:
Step 1, You make your game sound the best,
You say it's better than the rest.
Despite no good gameplay,
Even after the tenth day.
Then ignore our need to go online,
Dont make it fun like XBOX Live.
Use chain saw guns which i don't need,
Now your getting your ass kicked by Halo 3!

Chorus:
Gears 2 is a Joke!
My 360 just broke...
Gears 2 is a joke!
Weed thats all I smoke.
Gears 2 is a joke!
Cliffy B, i wanna choke!
Gears 2 is a joke!
Name is Mat, I just spoke!
Gears 2 is a joke!

The End

Category:

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• Maione685

[tweetythebird1]

NAH GEARS 2 IS THE SHIT!!!!!!!!

[bigfootbs]

you suck at rapping dude get some lines

[SickLifeShows]

@bigfootbs obviously he was rapping bad on purpose dip shit.



[adventerousjawa]

this song is a joke

[nonignoggary12]

maybe u should finish high school first then fail at life some more BITCH ASS

[Murkyybazz]

1:u used things from the xbox 360 song and ps3 song

2:this rap sucks and this int a rap uve just put a shit rythem behind allot of words

and ure 360 broke because it cant stad the fucking rap :l

[alphones67]

u wanna why ur 360 broke it got tired of ur shitty rap :P

[stevensonSk8r95]

feel the wrath of aftermath........FAGGOT

[MrZombieoutbreak]

you suck i shove two chop stick up yo ass ok

[GuitarDNA]

maione is a joke.. would have been better (:

you just suck at the game, that's why you think it sucks.

[ilikecash123456]

@bigfootbs the song is a fuckin joke idiot. hes not trying to rap

[mhellboy21]

your just made cuz u suck @ that game n u cant rap 4 shit sooo go suck your moms tit b4 i do bitch n i know i can kick your assin gears1-2n3 when it comes out bitch my gammertag is AVEANGED KD626 so suck a dick